REBECCA WEISS INVENTS TESTICLE BATH, WINS THIS YEAR’S JAME DYSON AWARD IN GERMANY
So you have probably heard of James Dyson. No? Ok, let’s just try Dyson, like the vacuum cleaner or that bladeless fan and heater that most people can’t afford to buy? Yes, now you know who I’m talking about. James Dyson represents the current ultimate pinnacle as the living embodiment of a self-made inventor who found major success. So much co, that in Germany they now have the James Dyson Award to give out to every year’s most creative inventor. And this year’s winner? Well, the award goes to the industrial designer, Rebecca Weiss. And her invention? Well, I’m still wrapping my mind around it. But it’s a testicle bath!
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TESTICLE BATH ISN’T FOR HYGIENE, IT’S A CONVENIENT METHOD FOR MALE BIRTH CONTROL!
Yes, a testicle bath. And no, I never thought I’d need one, myself. But why not? And, considering when you learn what it’s for, you may want to try it yourself. And we’re talking about a male birth control that doesn’t involve those pesky prophylactics. You know, rubbers? Condoms? Because if you’re in a secure monogamous relationship and disease isn’t a concern, that still leaves pregnancy. And a testicle bath could be an answer many will want to dip, well, not their toes into. But you get the general idea. Who knew this would be something to try like, ever?
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SUBMERGE YOUR SACK IN A TESTICLE BATH AND PROCEED TO GET IT ON WITH NO CONCERN OR CHAFING
So how does it work? Well, it’s a testicle bath. And you can see that you put your junk into it. But when you do, you’re submerged testicles are bathed in an ultrasound series of waves. And those waves do something pretty darn impressive. They limit sperm motility. In other words, your little swimmers don’t do so good swimming anymore. And that means they can’t reach any fertile eggs to do that zygote formation thing. Ahem, I mean pregnancy. So far, the device has only been tested on animals. Or, rather, other mammals that also have very similar scrotal function to humans. So it should work on us, too!
Hopefully, whatever testicle bath tingle may be involved could simply be like foreplay. You get the idea….
