Rich Folks Spending $100K For Human Corpse Fat Injections

SOME RICH PEOPLE ARE GETTING HUMAN CORPSE FAT INJECTIONS FOR JUST $100K

Oof and Oy Vey. I’m one of those people who are taken aback at what people will do in the pursuit of their own personal aesthetic. And let’s be real, it’s peer pressure via marketing, conversation, branding and a sense of status. Well, and the denial of age, of course. But here I thought using stem cells to make your face look younger was controversial (which doesn’t really work, btw, they have to be living stem cells). Yet here I, and probably you, are, in wondering what the hell? Because rich folks are spending $100k for a treatment that literally involves injecting human corpse fat into their bodies.

APPARENTLY, HUMAN CORPSE FAT IS A GOOD FILLER FOR YOUR BUTT, BREASTS AND OTHER THINGS

So much for Mad Cow Disease, eh? But(t) yes, the sense of positive self and well being (image, really) is motivating people to spend a lot of money to put fat, into their bodies, from dead people. I’m not one to judge (tongue, my own personal fat, in cheek). I have no idea what it’s like to really, really, feel the need to make my butt, breasts or who knows what else a little plumper by getting a little help from human corpse fat, some kind of needle, and far too much disposable income. And hey, let’s not beat around the bush, shall we? Because there’s no way to avoid the literal knowledge that this is a form of…. cannibalism.

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IS YOUR BUST LINE OR CABOOSE A LITTLE DESPERATE FOR A LITTLE HUMAN CORPSE FAT

Um, ewww? The new procedure that came up with the new plastic surgery procedure is none other than Tiger Aesthetics. The treatment has the seemingly innocuous, modern name of alloClae. And for those addicted to image, if not medical procedures to neverendingly satisfy it, there is some logic to going that route. For one, you don’t need to go under general anesthesia. For another, the recovery time is incredibly shorter. But I’m pretty sure I’m going to remain feet firmly planted on the other side of the fence when it comes to injecting human corpse fat to bolster any kind of bustier on my body.

And not for nothing, but here’s a video of the soap recipe that inspired that special idea from Fight Club.