Pabst Blue Ribbon Now Sells Cannabis Seltzer, Munchies Inevitable

CANNABIS SELTZER? HELL YES! PABST BLUE RIBBON MAKES MAJOR SPLASH FOR BUZZ

So the world is an interesting place.  Remember your entire life, and your parents lives, and their parents’ lives?  Well, maybe not your entire life.  But most of it.  But for all that time, marijuana was from the devil.  Totally illegal, it also totally natural.   But now, it’s partially legal, even in the United States.  And even though I’m not a toker, I’m fine with it.  But who knew that an ooooold school beer maker like Pabst Blue Ribbon would get into the cannabis market?  Because they have.  They just launched their newest product and it’s just crazy.  Depending on where you live, like (only) California, you may be able to buy PBR Cannabis Seltzer. 

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ONLY IN CALIFORNIA, PABST BR CANNABIS SELTZER WILL MAKE MARKET WAVES

But if you had said just a few years ago that we could buy marijuana products legally anywhere in the US, you would have been crazy.  And Pabst making a cannabis seltzer?  God, you better stop dropping acid.  Because that’s like certifiable.  But today, we’re all certifiable.  It’s not a fantasy.  It’s real!  So what’s the deal and what’s in it?  Well, seltzer, obviously.  Some lemon concentrate, which is not bad for you.  Maybe some other flavors, too.  Oh, and 5mg of THC.  And to be honest, I don’t think that’s bad for you, either.  Just like regular PBRs, drink in moderation.

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$24 A PACK, CANNABIS SELTZER WILL HOPEFULLY CREATE A BUZZ IN OTHER MARKETS SOON

So where can you get this epiphanic sea change?  Well, California.  So far.  At cannabis dispensaries.  You can buy it online for delivery in LA, Sacramento, Humboldt County and the bay area.  They come in packs of 4, with a price of $24.  That’s what it will set you back to try some Pabst Blue Ribbon cannabis seltzer (with lemon!).  But be warned, the psychoactive alcohol ingredient is not included.  Too bad this wasn’t around during Prohibition!  Would have been a, um, a buzz. 

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