Swinger Sex Festival Won’t Happen, Because Coronavirus

Swinger Sex Festival Won’t Happen, Because Coronavirus

CORONAVIRUS CANCELS HUGE SEX FESTIVAL FOR SWINGERS IN ENGLAND

So I’m not part of the swinger scene.  Wait, what?  You don’t know what that is?  Let’s just say, you’re married.  But you swing.  So if you went to a swingers’ party, you’d be up for having sex with someone who’s not your spouse or partner.  And yet, they would go with you, to have sex with someone else as well.  That’s a really simple explanation.  But it should suffice.  And Europe has a really big Swinger sex festival every year, the last several years.  And yes, they cancelled it, because of Coronavirus.  It’s pretty easy to see why.  It would almost guarantee people infecting a lot of other people thru sexual relations.

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SWINGER HEAVEN WON’T HAPPEN THIS YEAR, AS SOCIAL DISTANCING AND ORGIES DON’T MIX WELL

So this swinger sex festival actually has the name, the Aurora Lifestyle Festival.  The organizers came to realize that even if they had social distancing rules, they wouldn’t protect people from Coronavirus.  And since they didn’t want to offer a “poor replica” of the festival, they have cancelled the swinger sex to-do and do and do.  So how many people were set to go?  Oh, just a few.  Like, hundreds of couples.  Yes, there are a lot of swingers out there.  You likely know a few and have no idea.  Well, unless they try to recruit you.  And your partner, of course.  No one should be left out.

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SWINGER COUPLES EXPECTED TO ENJOY HUGE HAMMOCKS, 4-POSTER BEDS IN AN OPEN FIELD

The sex festival was all ready to happen at a secret location in Worcestershire, England this Thursday thru Sunday.  And yes, that’s how swingers celebrate the American July 4th weekend.  Ignoring it while having a lot of sex with a lot of people.  Well, except for this year.  So what exactly is now not happening?  Well, last year’s event included hammocks for multiple people set up all around for “swinging” romps.  They have also had a lot of four poster beds all around the grounds for people to… congregate.  You get the idea.  A free for all.  Alas, not this year.

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