AFTER FALLING IN LOVE WITH NEW LAMBORGHINI, POOR SAP CRASHES CAR AFTER JUST 20 MINUTES
So nice cars are, well, nice cars. There’s nothing like the smell of a new car. That’s why they sell it in a can. But a luxury speedster? I’ve never been in one as nice as a brand new Lamborghini. But I assume it must smell like roses on speed. I can only imagine what it must feel like to one, be able to buy one. And two, how much it must suck to have that perfect joy and bonding ruined. Is it bad luck? Or fate? No one knows. Well, except maybe the poor sap who bought a brand new Lamborghini and then crashed it. 20 minutes later. Pithy socialists must be in an ecstasy of schadenfreude.
JUST IMAGINE DRIVING BY AND RUBBERNECKING A TOTALED LAMBORGHINI, TRYING NOT TO CRY
So how much did the unfortunate car above cost? Somewhere around $300,000. Yes, that much. The car starts with the letters lamb. But that there is a tiger wrapped up in leopard skin, flaring a mane on the highway. Well, until the Lamborghini crashes, that is. Then? It’s a source of consternation, confusion, despair, and the inevitable judgement. You know. Just imagine what the rubbernecking was like. The car crashed in West Yorkshire, England, on the M1 highway. In England, that’s like the highway. So everyone over there heard about it.
EVEN A COP AT THE SCENE SAID OF CRASHED LAMBORGHINI, “I COULD HAVE CRIED”
But talk about bad luck? The unidentified driver and new owner of the new Lamborghini took a bath in bad luck. A thorough soaking, in fact. The Lamborghini had some kind of mechanical failure and he pulled it over in the outside lane. Then? Someone driving a van hit it from behind, causing the massive damage you see in the picture. The crash happened near the town of Ossett. A copper (police) on the scene took and shared pictures online. His comment was that “it’s only a car.” Indeed. But he also said that he “could have cried.” Big time, I say. It’s the slaughter of a Lamborghini.