Stifler God, 63 Year Old Had Endless Prostate Orgasms

STIFLER GOD REWIRES BRAIN WITH CIALIS, BUTT PLUG

Milking the prostate was brought to the masses with the movie Road Trip. What is milking the prostate, you ask? It’s the ability for people with a prostate (sorry, ladies) to achieve an orgasm by massaging it. How do you reach your prostate, you ask? You can reach your prostate thru your anus. And for one still nameless 63-year-old man (we’ll call him Stifler God), the combination of a recuperative butt plug (no, really) and a Cialis prescription rewired his brain to have endless orgasms.

ENDLESS PROSTATE ORGASMS A HAPPY ACCIDENT

Milking the prostate hasn’t received much, ahem, attention. But in England a researcher named Roy Levin is researching this sexual phenomenon. Levin recently published a review paper looking into “prostate massage.” The case study is the amazing story of Stifler God, whose brain literally got rewired from endless prostate orgasms.

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BUTT PLUG WAS TO SOOTHE UPSET PROSTATE

Stifler God was a normal guy who had a high sex drive. But the infection down there aggravated his prostate. So he got a butt plug called the Aneros helix to massage his prostate. That’s because his prostate got a wee bit tender after the urinary tract infection. The butt plug’s massage helped the prostate feel better. Boy howdie did it make his prostate feel better.

SORRY LADIES, SUPER ORGASMS FELT ALL OVER MAN’S PELVIS

But since Stifler God was also taking Cialis for his urinary tract infection, the combination changed his life in a big, ahem, way. Stiffler God’s infection went away, but he started having insanely powerful orgasms. He felt them all over the downstairs area. His penis was orgasmic, of course. But so was his anus, pelvis in general, as well as his perineum (that’s your TAINT, people). That’s a lot of area to cover for a male orgasm!

BRAIN REWIRED FOR ENDLESS INSTANT GRATIFICATION

Stifler God ended up wearing a condom most of the time to catch the constant lay away. But after a while all he had to do was put a condom on and lay down, sans butt plug, and the massive orgasms would begin. His brain had rewired completely. Can you imagine? All you have to do is lay down and put a condom on and ka-boom. Rinse, repeat. That’s the life, right?

NOW ONLY 10 ORGASMS WITH SEX, ALMOST NORMAL?

But Stifler God came to realize that he had a hard time stopping these orgasms and go back to normal. But he still has some road to travel back towards normalcy. It’s not all doom and gloom though. After resuming a more regular regimen of masturbation and sex with a partner, Stifler God now only has about 10 non-stimulated orgasms before he finishes his business. So far, Stifler God can go a few months between his random, super orgasms just happening out the blue.

So guys, be careful down there. Your little head can actually rewire your big head. Prostate massage isn’t much understood, yet. But it is for real.