PEOPLE WHO DON’T RETURN THEIR SHOPPING CART ARE AS&H@LE$
So, which kind of person are you? Are you the kind of person who returns the shopping cart? Or do you leave it by your car, next to the vehicle beside you? If you return your shopping cart, you are a decent human being. But if you don’t, then you’re an asshole. If you return your cart, then you put others first. You are also disciplined! And you are ultimately happier and typically more positive than assholes. You’ll also have a longer life.
DON’T BE AN AS&H@LE, LIVE LONGER, BE HAPPIER
If you don’t return your grocery cart, it means you are a me person. If this were to be studied at length, researchers would agree that those who return their shopping carts have greater success in life, because they are kinder and happier people. But don’t be surprised! Assholes think they’re happy. But research shows again and again that nicer, considerate people are actually happier.
HAPPY MEANS LONGER LIFE
Have you ever come back to your car after groceries and see two to three shopping carts piled up against your car? Does this piss you off? It pisses me off to no end. Think about it. If it’s two feet away from you, what’s the big deal? If you have a disability, that’s a different story. Unless your disability is being an asshole. A bit of wind, an asshole and a cart can make instant bodywork damage costing you $1,000, easily. That makes no one happy.
RETURN YOUR CART AND HAVE MORE SUCCESS IN LIFE!
When you return your shopping cart, you are looking at the whole picture. You are acting in kindness and have a sense of what is right and wrong. When you make decisions with that kind of thinking, you tend to be less impulsive and more on top of the world. When you don’t return the cart, you are being an asshole. You’re not connected to anyone but yourself. That’s a recipe for failure. A bitter person has less success in life, and more misery. That’s not the way to a happy, longer life.
IN LIFE, PLEASE BE KIND, REWIND
Just do it. You can. Start with small steps, because you want to the success in life that you haven’t attained. Return your shopping cart today and be a better person. Don’t litter. Your world will be better. And so will mine! Except for the assholes.