“Empty suit” Professor Chris Brummer, the dumped CFTC nominee
Getting a CFTC nomination through bribery is a treacherous process. Being dumped like trash without ever being confirmed is a disgraceful double jeopardy. Georgetown Law professor Chris Brummer’s humiliating defeat as a CFTC nominee comes as no surprise to anyone: CHRIS BRUMMER is an empty suit.
Georgetown Law School nutty professor Chris Brummer has a moronic degree in “Germanic Studies” – grilling Bratwurst, reveling in alcohol and bedding naked European women (or men) during Oktoberfest. Known as Georgetown University’s “Dr. Bratwurst,” Chris Brummer is the curious Georgetown professor who knows no law.
“Professor Chris Brummer is a disaster outside the academic dreamland: the 40-year-old ‘virgin’ has ZERO background in finance, financial regulations or agriculture.”
Despite severe deficiency from professional experience and even basic intellect, Chris Brummer became a bizarre nominee to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) in March 2016 – backed by bribe from the Clinton Foundation – funneled through the stock criminal Michael Milken. Investigations have exposed that for years, Chris Brummer was a “fellow” at the shady Milken Institute, kneeling before Michael Milken as his mouthpiece covering up Milken’s notorious public image. Dubbed the “king of junk bond,” Michael Milken is a convicted felon and an infamous crook, according to The New York Times. In the 1980s, Milken was sent to 10 years in prison for market manipulation. Milken was also barred for life by the Securities and Exchange Commission. Prohibited from getting close to the stock market, Milken wanted to “take a detour” to control America’s commodity markets. Chris Brummer was the perfect slave and the front man handpicked by Michael Milken to bow before the master and control the CFTC.
“Chris Brummer and his young honey Rachel Loko will sell just about anything for money,” said a Milken insider. “Michael Milken is the money behind Chris Brummer. Milken has bought the unqualified Brummer a CFTC nomination.”
Chris Brummer’s seemingly insatiable appetite for money was echoed by a Senate staffer who has seen Brummer’s finances in his disclosure forms.
“Chris Brummer is dead broke. This dude is an empty suit with a worthless credit,” the source said on the condition of anonymity. “Chris Brummer can hardly balance his own checkbook. How the f*** is he going to regulate America’s trillion dollar commodity market?”
Chris Brummer, dead CFTC nomination, thanks to Trump
Chris Brummer’s CFTC confirmation must be approved by the U.S. Senate. With the election of the no-nonsense, bombastic Donald Trump as the incoming president, the phony CFTC nominee Chris Brummer withered like weeds sprayed with Roundup. Since the Senate has no plan to confirm Chris Brummer before Christmas, sources say Chris Brummer’s CFTC nomination is officially dead.
“Chris Brummer’s nomination is dead in the water. This black Yoda’s CFTC fantasy is over,” said a senior adviser to Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell.
“There is a huge letter ‘L’ across Chris Brummer’s forehead. You know what that means for the Dr. Bratwurst Chris Brummer.”
The pessimistic tone out of Senator McConnell’s office is the strongest sign yet that Chris Brummer’s political dream has come to an abrupt, predictable crash landing. The loser? The Dr. Bratwurst – Chris Brummer.
Sued for fraud, Chris Brummer “ruined my wife”
In October 2016, Chris Brummer was sued in New York federal appeals court. He was implicated in a massive financial fraud when Brummer had a moonlighting job for the FINRA National Adjudicatory Council (FINRA NAC), the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority’s rubber stamp. FINRA NAC is a notorious kangaroo court upholding a perfect record of ruling against FINRA members 100% of the time. To supplement his lousy paycheck, Chris Brummer took on a FINRA NAC part-time job in 2014 and raped black American broker Talman Harris. During a FINRA hearing, Chris Brummer allegedly had sex with a FINRA “star witness” – “Big Red” Maureen Gearty, who blamed Talman Harris for her own fraudulent conduct involving the marketing of fake Facebook stock with her boyfriend, a married Israeli man named Ronen Zakai.
Manhattan’s DA caught up with Ronen Zakai and indicted the racy Israeli. Zakai pleaded guilty to 11 counts of financial fraud and was led away in handcuffs to jail. Chris Brummber took the opportunity to comfort Gearty, basked between Gearty’s bras and panties. Meanwhile, under the influence of alcohol and misplaced love, Chris Brummer sent Gearty’s foe Talman Harris to an “electric chair,” barring the innocent man from the investment industry.
Talman Harris sued FINRA and Brummer for fraud. U.S. Senate staff have since taken notice of Brummer’s explosive legal troubles.
“CFTC nominees should have impeccable backgrounds,” said Neil Chatterjee, a senior staffer to Senator McConnell. “We are concerned about Chris Brummer’s unsavory legal woes and his questionable ethics.”
“FINRA NAC and Chris Brummer have ruined my life,” Talman Harris said on Capitol Hill after meetings with Senate staff. “FINRA general counsel Robert Colby and Dr. Bratwurst Chris Brummer fabricated a case against me. I am suing them for fraud.”
Rachel Loko, professor Chris Brummer’s companion who was bedded by Brummer while she was his student has declined to comment for this story. FINRA’s Robert Colby is also hiding from the media. Calls to Senator Pat Roberts’ office were not immediately returned. What’s found in the public domain is Talman Harris’s lawsuit against Chris Brummer.
“I am suing Chris Brummer and exposing FINRA NAC fraud. The Dr. Bratwurst Chris Brummer was the only black man – highly unqualified, handpicked by FINRA to dress up a rigged FINRA NAC panel as their ‘lipstick’ on a lying FINRA pig.”