NOT EVEN NANCY PELOSI CAN MANSPLAIN STUPID BORDER WALL TO TRUMP
So yesterday we all got to see another installation of the orange haired, mushroom penised President of the United States. You know, his name is Donald Trump. He’s a yet to be indicted criminal who happens to work in the Oval Office. But that’s exactly where Trump decided to try to negotiate the necessities of his border wall to both Nancy Pelosi and Charles Schumer. But since Trump is a vacuous bully, it went as well as you think it would. Nancy tried to be patient, but even she can’t mansplain reality to this ever more desperate buffoon.
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TRUMP TRIES TO PLAY BULLY WITH NEW SPEAKER
Donald Trump interrupted Pelosi 19 times in the embarrassing video. He really doesn’t seem to understand who in that room really has the power. It’s subpoena power and the power of the new Democratic majority in Congress. But Trump wants his wall. Shit, all he wants is his way. He’s a childish bully and we could all see the truth of that again here. I don’t watch much media. So when I see Trump like this I am truly appalled. I just can’t believe it. But you could see that Trump exasperated both Pelosi and Schumer. They already know! But they both had shock on their faces.
PELOSI SAYS IT LIKE IT IS TO FELLOW DEMOCRATS
In this meeting, Trump said to Pelosi, “We can go two routes with this meeting — with a knife or a candy.” Pelosi agreed, saying, “Exactly.” But Trump just doesn’t get it. He wants to shut down the government over this wall. Later, Pelosi spoke to colleagues saying, “I can’t explain it to you. It was so wild. It goes to show you: You get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you.” President Skunk. Yup. She also said, “It’s like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing.”