FLOCK OF GREEK SHEEP BREAK INTO GREENHOUSE AND EAT OVER 600LBS OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA
I’m amazed we’ve gone so far with legalized marijuana across the world that we can get stories like these. For all of my childhood and most of my adult life, the only stories about weed presented to me were contrived horror stories about the supposed (and now in the past, mostly) gateway drug. But now? Now, personal use and medical marijuana are totally acceptable in many countries, including Greece. And that ledes (ahem) us to how a flock of Greek sheep with expensive munchies on their mind managed to eat 600lbs of medical marijuana.
SHEEP MANAGED TO EAT ALL THE MEDICAL MARIJUANA THAT SURVIVED FLOODS, HEAT WAVES
Personally, I can’t handle THC unless I’m trying to go to sleep. Well, or play pool maybe. But these sheep somehow made their way inside a greenhouse located in Greece’s Magnesia and totally went bonkers eating all the evidently delectable greens they could find. And, well, they managed to find quite a bit, as over a quarter of a ton is a LOT of medical marijuana. And this was just the last in this crop’s bad luck for greenhouse owner Yiannis Bouronis, who said that recent heat waves and floods had already done some serious daaaamage (sorry).
LOSS OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA CROP IS SAD, BUT THIS KIND OF NEWS IS BETTER THAN IN THE PAST!
But the flock of sheep ate all that was left of this year’s crop. But Bourounis did say that the sheep were “jumping higher than goats” after their munchies left them too high to actually get the munchies. I can only imagine with faint memory, as it’s been quite a while since I’ve had any sort of edibles, never mind the munchies. But take heart folks, as these are the kinds of (however lamentable for Bourounis) stories that make me happier about the state of marijuana in the world today. But who knows? If this keeps happening, Greece may need to come up with a 3 strikes law for ornery livestock.