VAGINA SCARF GOES VIRAL, FENDI TRIES TO MAKE IT DISAPPEAR UNDER RUG
So every once in a while something happens in fashion that no one -and I mean no one- thinks could have happened. This is clearly one of those times! But this time it’s not some small shop designer or a knock off operation gone bad. This was Fendi! Ok, for one I’m a dude. I don’t have any Fendi stuff. And no, I have no idea if they even have men’s stuff. Probably. But that would give an equal opportunity situation! Ok, Fendi made a thousand dollar scarf that looks like a vagina. Look at the picture! It’s a vagina scarf! With your head coming out of it! The wise cracks are, well, bottomless.
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THE MOST 70S SCARF EVER ACCIDENTALLY MADE, EVER
But seriously, who ever, EVER, thought that this was a good idea? Of course, the color doesn’t help. And, perhaps, the rough in the cuff is more of a 70s vagina than the now almost universal bare Brazilian keeping no innie nethers warm. Maybe winter is coming! Lol. See what I did there? Fendi named the scarf a “Touch of Fur.” A touch? Hey, this thing is a heady hot box neck smotherer! Twitter, of course, has run amok with a host of people’s reactions.
NO AMAZING CHRISTMAS WISE CRACKS AROUND THIS SEASON’S NECK
As I write this, I can’t stop reacting either? It’s just crazy. But alas, for anyone who might have been interested to blow (ahem) a cool grand for a piece of embarrassing history is sorely disappointed. Fendi has yanked neck, I mean, vagina scarf completely from its website. I wonder, did anyone grab one of each color before the listing went cold? For a few thousand dollars you’d have been vagina necked for years to come. Plus, in colors that would match any drapes you wanted to wear!
But too bad. Christmas sales are begun and there’s no other vagina themed neck drape anywhere on the market. Maybe Fendi will redesign the piece and call it a “Piece of Brazil?” Here’s to hoping!