REASONS WE SHOULD ALLOW THE PLAYSTATION 4 TO CREATE A REAL-LIFE FREAKAZOID VIRUS
A recent flaw in the PlayStation 4’s software has allowed for malicious code to be injected into the system. This could allow Freakazoid to come to light. A beloved spinoff of the Animaniacs, Freakazoid was a show about a young man who accidentally activated hidden code on his computer and was turned into a superhero with a super sense of humor (sorry). While a well-written cartoon in the 90’s, it was a fictional show. However, the security flaw revealed on PlayStation 4 consoles has allowed for the ability to (gasp) inject hidden code onto the machines. While it may seem like a strange idea to create a real-life Freakazoid, here are some reasons why it’s a good idea.
1. We need someone who could embarrass the President. One of the great signs of Freakazoid’s victory was him embarrassing his super villains. We are currently living with a President who is modeling his democracy-destruction off of the third reich by removing power from journalism, and someone like that is absolutely terrified of being laughed at. Freakazoid is someone who could do the job.
2. He could make Mitch McConnell fart during his hateful speeches. Really this is the same as the first point, but also how great would it be for this to happen? Mitch is announcing how the Resistance is bad (how could he sound any more like a villain?). But he can’t finish his sentence because he keeps farting loudly. Too loudly to give a speech.
3. He could make me fart at the wrong times. Every time in my life that a fart would have ruined an opportunity was not a time worth saving. I’ve found that the best people to work with are people who appreciate both humor and vulnerability, and a fart is the best of both worlds. Am I suggesting you fart at an interview?