BAHRAIN REALLY, REALLY DOESN’T WANT ANY MORE BUTT PLUGS MAILED THERE
I’m really not much of an authority about sex toys. I guess you could say that’s from a lack of “exposure.” But people familiar with them sure seem to like them. To be fair, I’m not even on the fence when it comes to butt plugs. I just don’t connect much with sticking something up my or anyone else’s butt, though to be fair I’ve never been asked either way. But(t) sex toys in general are kind of anathema in some places, like the country of Bahrain. It’s not really clear if they’re actually illegal or just extremely, officially frowned upon. So much so, in fact, that the word is out: Bahrain really, really doesn’t want any more butt plugs mailed there.
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE SENT CANADIAN WOMAN BUTT PLUG CEASE AND DESIST
That’s a little weird but not all that shocking. But then you have to know how we know about this. Because we know from one Grace Bennett, who is the proprietor of the Canadian sexual wellness biz, Bonjibon. Okay, that’s fine. But then you learn that it was the U.S. Department of Defense who sent her a cease-and-desist-no-more-mailed-butt-plugs letter! So why did the DOD mail a Canadian sex toy seller about mailing them to Bahrain? Well, because the mailed them to U.S. service members stationed there who wanted butt plugs!
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THE DOD, LIKE CONSERVATIVE BAHRAIN, IS A LITTLE UP TIGHT ABOUT BUTT PLUGS
LMAO, with regrets to future unfulfilled, as it were, American soldiers. So, no, it’s not tariffs, or Donald Trump stopping mailed butt plugs to Bahrain. It’s just a conservative country off the coast of Saudi Arabia asking the DOD to step in to get a Canadian to stop mailing them to US service members. But interestingly, Bonjibon’s owner has gotten mail from the DOD before, telling her they considered butt plugs “pose an immediate danger to life or limb or an immediate and substantial danger to property.
Uh, property? I guess that’s one way to own that ass……
