YOU KNOW RELIGION STINKS WHEN A MINISTER FARTS IN PEOPLE’S FACES TO HEAL THEM
Even though I come from a pretty religious family one one side, I’ve more than occasionally thought that religion stinks. But no matter the reasons why, I never thought that it could actually, literally stink. But then I heard about the pastor, Christ Penelope, the founder of Seven Fold Holy Spirit Ministries in Limpopo. Now while I’ve thought that some religious figures in the pulpit were totally full of hot air, I never thought this would be literally true. And certainly not part of ministering to the flock. But “Christ” takes airing out in a spiritual sense a bit literally. He farts on members of his flock to heal them. Poof.
FARTS IN FACES MINISTER SAYS HIS GASSY EMISSIONS REPRESENT “GOD’S POWER”
And the details don’t get any more comfortable to the uninitiated. Well, I can’t imagine it’s any easier for the initiated, either. Because Christ Penelope says that it’s “important” that the spiritual and healing fart to be close to the “sheep” nose, so that the “healing power” can get into their body and release (as it were) its healing power. This seems to be taking the power of faith more in the direction of sulphur emissions. So now religion really stinks. But “Christ” says his farting directly into people’s faces is a demonstration of “God’s power.” Now I kind of knew that religions stinks, but this isn’t from any Gospels I’m familiar with.
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“Christ” Penelope connects his healing farting to when Jesus stepped on Peter, and when God made Adam go into a deep sleep. If you don’t know those references, they’re to Jesus walking on water and when God took one of Adam’s ribs to make Eve. So I feel pretty safe in saying religion stinks to high heaven here, where some minister says that farting in people’s faces to heal them is the same representation of God’s power. Yet what stinks even more is knowing how degrading people to break them down is what cults do to indoctrinate members. But what do I know? No one has even tried to fart in my face since high school.
