GET NEW GRADS SOMETHING THEY WON’T HATE AND RETURN
People graduate every year but they hardly ever get presents they like. Most of the time it’s a sweater you return or an iTunes gift card you forget about. But not this year! Getting people useful gifts might seem lame, but it’s actually the best thing ever. Receiving a good gift is a small miracle, and we should all strive to do better. Here are some good gifts those new grads in your life won’t hate and return because they suck.
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THESE ARE ALL GREAT GIFTS FOR ALL GRADS YOU MAY KNOW
Fancy noise-cancelling headphones – these are perfect for everyone because there is not one person who’s like “I really wish I could hear more snippets of other peoples’ conversations on the train.”
A beer foamer – this might seem useless, but trust me, it’s not. You know how satisfying it is to get the perfect foam on a latte? It’s the same for a beer.
An exercise bike/desk – this is the perfect multitasker for when your recent grad starts needing to apply to jobs, just exercise and work at the same time!
A Keyboard Waffle Iron – this sounds stupid, but it’s not, it’s delicious.
MORE GIFTS FOR GRADS THAT DON’T SUCK
A Pizza Box Oven – this looks like a pizza box but is an oven; it will cook things but still make your recent grad feel at home with pizza boxes all over the place.
A pizza cutter/bottle opener – because who wants to eat pizza without drinking a beer?
A selfie right light – this makes the perfect selfie, which is important for that LinkedIn profile pic!
A flask bracelet – this is for the fancy grad who wants to carry around their booze in style.
A hoodie/neck pillow – for all the travel they will have to do now that they live in a new city far from home.
Cuisinart Popcorn Maker – for your recent grands who will miss the popcorn machines they used to have in the dining hall.