IT’S PAST TIME TO RECOGNIZE THAT BILL MAHER SHOULD GO DOWN ON A DISEASED MOOSE WANG
It shouldn’t be parsed: Bill Maher should go down on a diseased moose wang. It’s more than possible that you already feel the same, but simply haven’t been able to properly put the thrust of the sentiment into such an appropriate, terse phrase. For me, I’ve been done with Maher for years. It’s been more than some time since the clever, intellectual cutting humor drowned out the whiny, self-loving insouciance of his delivery. But then his own personal, racist and political views made it impossible for me to hear anything but that self-aggrandizing whine. The not aging well Maher has since only refined the position of his seat in the peanut gallery, sniping at convenience using the voice of bothsiderism.
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GOING DOWN ON A DISEASED MOOSE WANG WOULDN’T ACTUALLY LOWER MAHER AT ALL
And as repugnant as that was, is, and remains, that’s not why Bill Maher should go down on a diseased moose wang. What brings me to this obvious lip servicing conclusion is how Maher explained why it’s not safe for him to do standup comedy anymore. And it’s a doozie. According to Maher, he can’t do comedy in front of an audience anymore because he’d get shot dead, either by someone on the “right” or the “left.” In other words, Maher is an independent voice of reason in a time of out of control political polarization, practically a prophet, really. And true to his pattern of cowardice, he’s standing on the coat tails of the murdered Charlie Kirk, while pantomiming distance from said “martyr’s” brand.
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IF MAHER’S BRAND SUFFERS TOO MUCH MORE, BEWARE IF HIS NEXT SPECIAL GUEST IS A MOOSE
So: Bill Maher should go down on a diseased moose wang. It’s only fitting for such a morally compromised egotist to provide such a service from such an appropriate position. And no, Bill, the real reason you can’t do standup anymore isn’t because some nut would shoot you, it’s because you’ve disgusted your audience, regardless of race, gender, creed or politics. And no, Bill, Democrats don’t refuse to go on your show because they’re afraid of you, they don’t go on your show because they don’t want to legitimize your brand. I also expect the Milo Yiannopoulos and Steve Bannon type guests will dwindle soon, as well.
Because no one wants to get near the possible contagion from someone who should go down on a diseased moose wang, spiritually, politically or comedically. There’s no penicillin for that. But I’d still feel bad for the moose….
