DUMB ASS SHOOTS HIS SHLONG, MAKING SHORT JOB OF ROBBERY
Would you like fries with that shake? Never bring a gun to a cock fight. That’s the Chicago way. A 19-year-old armed robber did not make a good heads up play recently when he attempted to hold up a hot dog stand on the South Side. It seems incredibly likely that he’ll be headed to the dog house and not home once he’s released from the hospital. The gentleman’s name is Terrion Pouncy -yes, Pouncy- and Terrion is recovering from his injuries sill abed in the hospital, having missed a bond hearing while laid up at the Leighton Criminal Courthouse for two counts of armed robbery. Why is Terrion Pouncy injured and so abed in the hospital? Terrion, while attempting to rob a hotdog stand, ended up accidentally shooting himself in the wiener.
ROBBER COLLAPSED FROM BULLET-IN-WIENER PAIN
The armed robber was taken into arrest at the Oak Lawn Hospital shortly after he was found collapsed on a home’s steps right across the street from the West Pullman restaurant that police officials explain he had just with a gun around 6 am Halloween morning. The Judge at his hearing ordered him held without any bond. Pouncy was evidently unable to make good on his escape as the pain from his accidental self-inflicted wound was overwhelming. His wound occurred when he attempted to adjust the .38 he had stuck in his waistband as he was fleeing from his robbery of Maxwell Street Express.
ARMED ROBBER PUT EVERYONE AT RISK, AGGRESSIVE WITH GUN
While commencing the robbery, Pouncy had pulled out the gun and demanded the money from two employees, even pressing his gun to the head of a 39-year-old worker, according to police.
The victim, who at the time had been passing a bucket filled with grease over the counter, called to his fellow worker to hand over the money from the register. Just as they handed their wallets and a stack of single bills to Pouncy, the bucket tipped and all the bills went flying.
Still holding the gun on the workers, The armed robber bent over to collect the cash. When shifting the gun in his waistband on his run out of the restaurant, he somehow pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that hit him in the wiener. Talk about taking a header, eventually.
NEVER POINT A GUN AT YOUR JOHNSON WITH THE SAFETY OFF
Seeing an advantage, one of the restaurant employees, 39, then started wrestling with Pouncy as he tried to run away, before he made it out into the street, staggering.
Surveillance cameras captured both video and audio of the armed robbery, and they showed Pouncy struggling to make it across the street, stop briefly on a bench, and then finally make his way to the steps of a nearby house before collapsing.
As Pouncy had collapsed before getting far and was tracked the whole way on surveillance cameras, Police easily recovered the wallets he had stolen from the two men, also including the .38 caliber pistol.
Pouncy’s blood-stained underwear matched the underwear he had on visibly in the surveillance video, and they clearly showed the pattern on the fabric when the teen bent over to collect the money that had fallen to the floor. The only thing missing from this case was a private dick. And maybe a corn dog.