American Airlines Flight Returns Because Farting Passenger

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American Airlines Flight Returns Because Farting Passenger

AMERICAN AIRLINES TURNS AROUND TO GET RID OF RUDE, FARTING PASSENGER

All sorts of things can go wrong on airplanes these days.  In just the last week, we’ve got nose cones falling off, engines catching fire, missing bolts, loose bolts, etc.  Air safety has never seemed more…challenged.  And then you have the passengers.  We’ve had rowdy passengers, passengers with pets that are too big, pregnant passengers and others asking for seat switches, passengers with friendly knees, and of course drunk passengers.  This story may be related to that last.  But I’ve never heard of a plane turning around and landing again because of a passenger who farted too much.  But that really just happened on an American Airlines flight!  Farting diverts flight!

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FARTING MAN HAD A BONE TO PICK WITH THE WORLD, AND SHARED HIS PUNGENT MIASMA

And, well, I can only imagine how much more nerve wracking it would be to be in a closed air system with all those pesky germs and… a farting passenger.  But for a host of fliers on this American Airlines flight on January 14th from Phoenix to Austin, this was all too real.  The farting passenger was a man who was clearly upset about something and kept muttering to himself.  And when someone reacted to his muttering, he said, “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell?”  Then, of course, he farted.  So much for grown-ups acting like grown-ups anymore!

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FARTING TURNED INTO ARGUING WITH OTHER PASSENGERS, AND FLIGHT LANDED TO LOSE STINKY MISCREANT

But then the man just kept talking about eating the smelliest foods possible.  But he was complaining about the food on the flight!  And, well, other passengers had some comments about how rude the farting man was, and it just continued to escalate.  So then the American Airlines flight turned around, landed, and the man grabbed his bag and left the plane.  I guess there are no more friendly skies to fly in anymore!  Who knew farting could delay an entire plane and literally stink up everyone’s day?

It’s a brave new world.

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