STUDY FINDS THAT SEX DOLLS OUTMEASURE REAL PEOPLE QUITE A BIT PRPORTIONALLY
I pay about as much attention to sex dolls as I do to attending orgies in leper colonies. Well, except for in the abstract, like this anyway. But I just don’t get the appeal, aside from them having some possible utility for some during particularly challenging juvenile years. But even then, do we really want our youth to go even more virtual than they already are? Because sex dolls are plastic, variously, and even the more automated ones aren’t human. And don’t even get me started on robotics and AI sex dolls coming soon. Anyway, they aren’t real. And a study did some measurements and found that they are literally larger than (real) life, proportionally.
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ALL SEX DOLLS HAVE HUGE BREAST SIZES AND IMPOSSIBLY SMALL WAIST LINES
Yet I suppose that isn’t surprising, really. Sex dolls are the ultimate object in the word objectified as a target for sex. And let’s face it, people like things larger than (real) life. Just ask any surgeon who makes a life doing boob jobs. But anyway, this larger than (real) life study was done by one Dr. Willian Costello, who published his findings in Evolutionary Behavioral Sciences. He took careful measurements of quite the sampling, with a grand total of 793 sex dolls. And he found essentially what you’d expect. All the sex dolls had inhumanly tiny waists and very large breasts. We’re talking cup sizes between E all the way to O.
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ON THE OTHER “HAND,” ALL SEX DOLLS ARE CONTRARILY MUCH SHORTER THAN REAL PEOPLE
And that’s a big O, right? But oddly there was one not-bigger discrepancy in terms of measurements. Male and female dolls both had one noteworthy measurement that doesn’t add up; they’re shorter than the actual human average height. I’m hesitant to draw conclusions like Dr. Costello did (I don’t agree with many of his interpretations). Because a sex doll is a toy, a toy for sex (which isn’t really sex). So making any assumptions about what turns people on when they’re alone with assembled plastic isn’t necessarily what turns them on with warm-blooded….. human beings.
And if I’m on the alone side with some extra personal vinegar, I won’t be turning to the sex doll option. Call me old-fashioned, I’m with Axel Foley (@ 1:20) on this.
