Dildos Thrown On WNBA Courts a Stupid MemeCoin Marketing Ploy

THE THROWING OF DILDOS ONTO THE COURTS OF WNBA GAMES WAS A STUPID MEMECOIN MARKETING PLOY

I would really, really rather talk about the pervasive horrid refereeing in the WNBA, or how that’s merely one symptom of horrid league leadership. I mean, come on! The advent of the Caitlin Clark effect has boosted the entire league, and helped all those underpaid female professional basketball players get more coverage and positive exposure. But those women players are still vastly underpaid and have to play games where the sanctity of the games themselves as well as their safety are constantly threatened by bad officiating. So how could that be worse? In a word, dildos. Multiple dildos thrown onto the courts during games because of some stupid MemeCoin marketing ploy.

EVERYONE WRONGLY ASSUMED THIS WAS MISOGYNISTIC, BUT IT’S EVEN WORSE THAN THAT

But that wasn’t clear at first. Which I mean to say is that it wasn’t clear for several dildos being thrown onto the court during WNBA games in Atlanta, Brooklyn, Chicago, Los Angeles and Phoenix. At first it seemed to be mere juvenile pranks, the kind that diminishes women, possibly insults sexual lifestyles, endangers players on the court, and causes all sorts of awkward conversations between parents and their young girls who are WNBA fans. But it’s almost even worse than just another stupid iteration of juvenile misogyny. It’s narrow minded, misguided greedy tech bros trying to make a buck by boosting the value of their MemeCoin.

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DILDOS AS MEMECOIN MARKETING PLOY UNFORTUNATELY SEEM TO HAVE WORKED

And, unfortunately, it worked. Because last week the market cap of all the coins was roughly $15 million. And the creators of the MemeCoin who came up with the idea to throw dildos on the court during WNBA games have only agreed to speak to media if they remain anonymous. And their logic is unapologetic, with one saying, “You have the ability to participate financially in a trend or movement,” and that “a meme coin gets created through a trend, pranks, content, and then every average person gets to monetize that trend. That’s more or less the beauty of it.” But the most tone deaf comment was, “We knew that in order to get a voice in the space … we had to go out and do some viral stunts to save us from having to pay that influencer cabal, sacrifice our souls and the fate of the project.”

I’m pretty sure their souls should be apprehensive about Karma, which by all accounts is a Raging Bitch.