OKLAHOMA SUPERINTENDENT RYAN WALTERS LOVES JESUS, BUT HE MAY LOVE BOOBS MORE
I hate waking in the morning. Every morning. But once I’m woke, I’m woke. Yet there seem to be a lot of people out there on the conservative side who are intensely anti-woke, whatever that really means. You know, besides being in tune with a desire for general, inclusive social justice. But I’m guessing that the Okie- I mean, Oklahoma -School Superintendent Ryan Walters isn’t too fond of Woke. But he does love himself some Jesus. But not like Woke evangelicals love Jesus, who actually try to love their neighbors as themselves. No, Walters loves himself some Jesus in the way that officially translates into trying to use state (as in, tax) dollars to buy special bibles to put in every classroom. And make them required reading! Yet the rest of us just got woke to the fact that he apparently also loves himself some boobs.
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WALTERS HOSTED AN EXECUTIVE BOARD MEETING WITH SCREEN PLAYING IN BACKGROUND WITH…. BOOBS
That’s right, boobs! And hey, believe you me, I’ve got absolutely nothing against boobs. Well, maybe some deep reservations about fake ones. But anyway, the Okie Superintendent Walters definitely loves boobs. So much so, that he outed himself during an executive session of the Oklahoma State Board of Education. How? Well, because there was a tv screen in the background of his office visible to everyone else that had naked women on the screen. And it was still playing. In other words, it’s apparently so normal for Walters to watch adult content, in his office, that he didn’t even think to turn it off before having an official meeting. Now that’s some serious love of boobs!
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RYAN WALTERS MIGHT WANT TO FIND A NEW BETTER PATH TO WOKE JESUS AFTER BOOBS LOVE OUTING
Or, it just makes him a boob himself. And my least favorite kind: a fake one. The boobs at an Oklahoma education Executive meeting happened last week, on July 24th. When board member Becky Carson realized what she was seeing, she said, “What am I watching? Turn it off now!” But did fake boob and (self-claimed) Jesus and (self-outed) boobs lover Ryan Walters apologize? Hell (like there’ll be a cold day in) no. He didn’t even explain! But what he did do was claim lots of other people have access to “these offices,” claimed the board members were hostile and are liars, and referred to local media as the “Woklahoman” and covering an “alleged random TV cable image.”
It’s too bad all these proselytizing incel Jesus lovers don’t seem to know that Jesus’s teachings about love and understanding are… the penultimate of Woke. Ah, well. As for the “alleged” boobs on display, an “investigation is underway.” We’ll see what they, ah, uncover, and what kind of booby prize he’ll win.
