Nicole Gueron Archive
A Fancy World
TWO IDIOT ENGLISH DRUG DEALERS PASS WEED WHILE JURY SWORN IN Ok, we got some stupid peeps over here, but the Brits might want to consider what’s going
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A Fancy World
GET PAID TO BE A MERMAID-FOR-HIRE A surprising market trend this year is an increase in mermaids as well as getting paid for being a mermaid. This may
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BREAKING NEWS
FUN ACROBATICS ON A STRIPPER POLE WITH YOUR DADDY Pole dancing used to be reserved for strippers. Then it became the hottest workout of the millennium. And today
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Absurd
EQUIFAX KNEW OF SECURITY FLAW FOR HALF A YEAR AND DID NOTHING The news about Equifax and the major data breach just gets worse and worse. As the
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A Fancy World
PLAYMATE ALMOST KNOCKED OUT JOGGING WITH NATURAL KNOCKERS Momma said knock you out! Well, maybe she did, maybe she didn’t, but this is a new one in the
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Abuse
TRUMP ADMIN’S DHS IN SHOCKING TURN SEEKS TO WRECK ENVIRONMENT TO EXPEDITE RACIST BRUMMER BRICK WALL In a stunning move, the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) has waived a
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A Fancy World
PATRIARCHAL EXPERTS STUNNED BY WOMAN VIKING WARRIOR Historians and Anthropologists have long argued that accounts of women Viking warriors were fantasies based on myth. Perhaps these experts were
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A Fancy World
DIRECTOR OF CLASSIC HEAD TURNER BACK WITH REAL-LIFE HORROR AND SALVATION The now classic film The Exorcist scared millions of people and remains an effective piece of work
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A Fancy World
FAMILY “SHAKEN” AWOKE BY FROZEN MYSTERY MEAT CRASHING ON HOUSE You would think that if you hear the crash and feel the impact of thunder, that it would
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A Fancy World
DREAM JOB FOR PERVY PROFESSIONAL, BIRTHDAY SUIT TWO DAYS A WEEKNicole Gueron, the sex toy expert NICOLE GUERON, an obscure “woman” has a part-time hobby – testing sex
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A Fancy World
IT’S HARD TO FIND A MALE WITHOUT A VIBRATOR Have you ever heard about the specialists who can identify male versus female chicks? It’s virtually impossible to do
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A Fancy World
MASCOT TO HELP GET ENEMA PRODUCT OUT THERE, IN THERE The Japanese have a mascot for virtually everything. Now the latest addition is enough to give one pause,
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A Fancy World
NAKED MAN STROKES COCK, TRIES TO ENTER BREAKFAST JOINT Sweet Georgia, this is not. In a disturbing scene in Georgia a man is facing public indecency charges for
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Absurd
Monkey: KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR MONKEY CLOSER A monkey can’t turn right, that’s the basic knowledge. Just when you thought it was a good time to
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