A Fancy World
Roman Graffiti Discovered in Ancient Cumbrian Quarry
| March 18, 2019
RESEARCHERS WORK TO SAVE ROMAN GRAFFITI IN ANCIENT CUMBRIAN QUARRY So I grew up in New York City. So I was fully familiar with graffiti as art before
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A Fancy World
Her Friends Boobs Were Just Too Big to Be Her Bridesmaid
| March 14, 2019
BRIDE TO BE WANTS TO EXCLUDE HER FRIEND AS BRIDESMAID, BECAUSE HER BOOBS TOO BIG So I kind of hate weddings. But that way, when I go to
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A Fancy World
Halle Barry Posts Topless Pic, New Full Back Tattoo
| March 10, 2019
HALLE BARRY REVEALS NEW FULL BACK TATTOO WITH TOPLESS COOKING PIC It’s been a little while since we all saw almost all of Halle Barry in Swordfish. But
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A Fancy World
Pennsylvania Wedding Becomes Brawl, Groom Propositions Teen
| March 8, 2019
THUG GROOM PROPOSITIONS TEEN AT HIS WEDDING, STARTS BRAWL So here’s some simple advice for any potential grooms out there. Don’t hit on other women at your wedding.
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#MeToo
Investigations, Lies, Confessions, FINRA NAC Chris Brummer Admits FINRA Hearings ‘All Rigged,’ Robert Colby Implicated in Fraud
| March 7, 2019
FINRA NAC, the FINRA Kangaroo court is notoriously corrupt. Headed by the shameless FINRA General Counsel ROBERT COLBY, who is the highest paid “non-profit” lawyer in America, “FINRA
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A Fancy World
Arizona Man Poses with Rattlesnake, Bites to Head and Neck
| March 5, 2019
RATTLESNAKE BITES ARIZONA MAN ON FACE AND NECK AFTER POSING FOR PICTURES So I think party tricks are amazing. But since I can’t even remember my own puberty
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#MeToo
No Charges For Texas Teen, Fake Black Rape Claim
| March 2, 2019
WHITE TEXAS TEEN GIRL GETS NO JAIL TIME FOR FAKE CLAIM OF RAPE BY 3 BLACK MEN Ah, how things really haven’t changed. A teen girl in Texas
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Absurd
Nebraska Woman and Half Sister Competed For Sex With Dad
| February 27, 2019
NEBRASKA WOMAN IN HOT WATER FOR SEX WITH DAD So this is totally disgusting! Nebraska’s Grand Island Police first got involved when someone tipped them off about the
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A Fancy World
Trump Jr.: Mueller Probe is About Past Lives, Not Crimes
| February 25, 2019
DONALD TRUMP JR. SAYS NO ONE COMMITTED CRIMES, IT’S JUST OLD STUFF FROM PAST LIVES So let’s all go have a séance! According to Donald Trump Jr., word
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A Fancy World
Infamous World War II Times Square Kiss Sailor Died at 95
| February 24, 2019
TIMES SQUARE WORLD WAR II KISS SAILOR JUST DIED AT AGE 95 I’m not really sure how I missed this news last week. I remember the first time
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A Fancy World
Netflix Cancels Punisher and Jessica Jones Too, Bastards
| February 22, 2019
NETFLIX, DISNEY BASTARDS CANCEL PUNISHER AND JESSICA JONES AS WELL So I’m not gonna shy away from how I feel about this one. This fucking sucks. I literally
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A Fancy World
Danish Gov Makes Entire Minecraft Denmark, Stolen by U.S.
| February 16, 2019
U.S. QUICKLY STEALS MINECRAFT DENMARK, BLOW SHIT UP So I’ve heard about Minecraft. But I’ve never played it. I’ve seen kids playing it in passing on phones and
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A Fancy World
Fox News Bans Anti-Nazi Documentary Ad, Why?
| February 15, 2019
WHY EVER WOULD FOX NEWS REFUSE AN ANTI-NAZI DOCUMENTARY AD? So here we go again. We have to talk about Fox News and Nazis. Why? Because there’s this
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A Fancy World
Sports Store Out of Business, Boycotted Nike and Kaepernick
| February 15, 2019
SPORTS STORE BOYCOTTED NIKE OVER KAEPERNICK SUPPORT, NOW OUT OF BUSINESS Politics is crazy stuff these days. But here’s a follow up of the ongoing story of Colin
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A Fancy World
Bars Can Hold Your Forgotten Credit Card Hostage With “Walkout Fee”
| February 13, 2019
FORGOT YOUR CREDIT CARD AT A BAR? THERE’S A CHARGE FOR THAT NOW So barhopping and having fun is, well, fun. People of all ages go out. Some
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A Fancy World
Spanish Pissed Over Abandoned Airplane, Unpaid Fees
| February 8, 2019
SPANISH AIRPORT AUTHORITIES WICKED PISSED OVER ABANDONED AIRPLANE, UNPAD FEES Some people will go to great lengths not to pay their bills. Little bills, larger bills, sometimes even
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A Fancy World
Road Rage, Man Clings to Hood Doing 70 MPH
| February 7, 2019
AFTER FENDER BENDER, ROAD RAGE LEADS TO MAN CLINGING TO CAR HOOD ON HIGHWAY Road rage incidents are usually pretty tawdry and stupid affairs. Even parking rage gets
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A Fancy World
NY Knicks Suck Because Karma is a Bitch
| February 5, 2019
KARMA IS A VICIOUS BITCH IN NY, BECUASE KNICKS DO AS THE KNICKS DOES So it’s best to begin by saying I’m not a NY Knicks fan. But
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A Fancy World
Irish Woman Married 300 Year Old Pirate Ghost, Gets Divorced
| February 4, 2019
300 YEAR OLD PIRATE GHOST HUSBAND SPOOKS BRIDE, SO IRISH WOMAN GETS DIVORCED There’s not really an easy way to talk about this story without hearing the word
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Absurd
Dakota Theriot, Murderer of 5 in Louisiana, Busted in Virginia
| February 4, 2019
LOUISIANA KILLER OF FIVE BUSTED 1,000 MILES AWAY IN VIRGINIA This guy clearly needed to be taken off the streets for all of our safety. Just look at
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