A Fancy World
20 Reasons why you Might be a Hipster #metoohipster
| June 4, 2018
20 REASONS I KNOW I’M A HIPSTER AND I CAN’T HELP IT, #METOOHIPSTER I know I’m a hipster and it SUCKS. I wish I could change, but I
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Brad Pitt Wanted to Kill Harvey Weinstein For Gwyneth
| May 29, 2018
HARVEY WEINSTEIN DID HIS HOTEL BATHROBE DANCE TO GWYNETH PALTROW So yes, Harvey Weinstein is back in the news. Reporting to the cops and all that in New
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A Fancy World
Gays Alert: Free Pride Glasgow Bans Drag Queens as Offensive to Trans
| April 25, 2018
GLASGOW FREE PRIDE PARADE BANS OFFENSIVE DRAG QUEENS, MEANING ALL DRAG QUEENS Ok, I’m straight. So maybe this isn’t supposed to make any sense to me. I already
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A Fancy World
Sex Before Death: China To Crackdown on Funeral Strippers Tradition
| April 20, 2018
CHINA’S FUNERAL STRIPPERS TRADITION COMING TO AN EXPOSED END? Every culture has interesting traditions. Burping, farting, and just about anything you can think of is a tradition somewhere.
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A Fancy World
Giant Japanese Penis Festival of the Steel Phallus
| April 10, 2018
PENIS PARADE AT GIANT JAPANESE FESTIVAL OF THE STEEL PHALLUS An event in Kawasaki, Japan, aroused lots of interest last weekend. Of course, that’s to be expected with
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A Fancy World
Tree Brides Activists Marry Trees Instead of Men, Why?
| March 7, 2018
ACTIVISTS MARRY TREES BECAUSE THEY COULD AND IT MATTERS MORE Some women are fed up with men. Some women don’t even want to attempt to play for the
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A Fancy World
Two Cinema-Goers Disguised as One to See Black Panther
| February 23, 2018
CINEMA-GOERS SIT ON SHOULDERS AND WEAR A TRENCH COAT PRETENDING TO BE A VERY TALL MAN Cinema-goers in California had a giggle recently. Two kids who really wanted
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A Fancy World
Curious Baby Names Will Intrigue and Inspire You in 2018
| January 17, 2018
DIFFERENT IS BETTER FOR YOUR BABY WHEN IT COMES TO THE NAME We all usually know someone who is about to have a baby. As is usual, they
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Absurd
Tiff, Slap Drama Leaves Cockpit Empty Mid-flight
| January 12, 2018
PILOTS “TIFF” HAS SLAP AND EMPTY COCKPIT Flying is safer than driving, people say. Shoot, even Superman says it, in more than one movie even. But a recent
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A Fancy World
Celebrities Famous Final Words: Shocking, Funny, and Embarrassing
| January 4, 2018
CELEBRITIES EERIE FINAL WORDS TELL A STORY Last words before passing have an impact on the living. Final words of celebrities are eerie to say the least. Sometimes
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A Fancy World
Daddy Dearest LaVar, Ball Family Split with UCLA Basketball
| December 13, 2017
UCLA DODGES TWO BLANKS AFTER FIRING ONE BALL SHOT The LaVar Ball soap opera keeps chugging on, starring Daddy Dearest LaVar and his unfortunate three sons, Lonzo, LaMelo
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Abuse
Smallville Actress Allison Mack Recruits for Domination Sex Cult
| November 20, 2017
HOT, NERDY SMALLVILLE ACTRESS IS NOW KEY RECRUITER FOR SEX-SLAVE CULT While this isn’t one of those “where are they now” pieces, it almost is, but only because the
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Abuser Melissa Hodgman
BREAKING: BLACK Cops Shoot at WHITE Actor Playing Bank Robber, Why?
| November 9, 2017
ACTOR PLAYING ROBBER SHOT AT BY INDIANA POLICE An actor playing a bank robber was shot at by police while filming in Crawfordsville, Indiana. The actor, Jim Duff,
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A Fancy World
Worst Soccer Team in the World Starts Winning, But Fans Hate It, Why?
| November 6, 2017
“WORLD’S WORST SOCCER TEAM” STARTS WINNING, SO FANS START WHINING This is truly a different idea of sports fandom. Soccer, arguably still the most popular sort worldwide, has
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Want to Catch that Hot Chick? Single Vacations as an Alternative to Website and App Dating
| October 30, 2017
DATING WEBSITES AND APPS ARE OK, BUT VACATIONING IS WHERE ITS AT We’ve all been on the dating websites and apps, being able to find a potential date
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A Fancy World
Jim Bakker Threatens Hecklers With God’s Vengeance
| October 25, 2017
JAMES “JIM” BAKKER SAYS GOD WILL PUNISH ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF HIM Jim Bakker, disgraced televangelist from yesteryear, announces God’s vengeance will punish you (yes you!) if
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A Fancy World
Steven Seagal Challenged to Fight in Vegas by George Foreman
| October 16, 2017
UNDER SIEGE STAR STEVEN SEAGAL UNDER SIEGE BY GEORGE FOREMAN’S TWEET Yes!!! George Foreman has created a storm of energy and anticipation by challenging Steven Seagal to a
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Four Dating Tips for Everyone of Us that Hates Dating
| October 11, 2017
DATING SUCKS UNTIL YOU REALIZE WHAT MATTERS, FOUR DATING TIPS: Dating is the worst, everyone who would be a good match is taken. Until recently, this is what
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Abuser Melissa Hodgman
Science Reveals Method, It’s True… Your Partner is Cheating
| October 9, 2017
LISTENING TO PEOPLE’S VOICES ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IF THEY’RE A CHEATER In most cases we’d assume that this finding is as obvious as it is unreliable.
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Absurd
Becoming a Racist, the New York City Beginners Guide, With Cheese
| October 7, 2017
I AM A RACIST, BUT DON”T KNOW HOW NEW YORK CITY PUSHED ME HERE As I sit here I am deeply saddened that I feel it growing inside
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