Theater Archive
A Fancy World
GLASGOW FREE PRIDE PARADE BANS OFFENSIVE DRAG QUEENS, MEANING ALL DRAG QUEENS Ok, I’m straight. So maybe this isn’t supposed to make any sense to me. I already
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A Fancy World
CHINA’S FUNERAL STRIPPERS TRADITION COMING TO AN EXPOSED END? Every culture has interesting traditions. Burping, farting, and just about anything you can think of is a tradition somewhere.
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A Fancy World
PENIS PARADE AT GIANT JAPANESE FESTIVAL OF THE STEEL PHALLUS An event in Kawasaki, Japan, aroused lots of interest last weekend. Of course, that’s to be expected with
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A Fancy World
ACTIVISTS MARRY TREES BECAUSE THEY COULD AND IT MATTERS MORE Some women are fed up with men. Some women don’t even want to attempt to play for the
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A Fancy World
CINEMA-GOERS SIT ON SHOULDERS AND WEAR A TRENCH COAT PRETENDING TO BE A VERY TALL MAN Cinema-goers in California had a giggle recently. Two kids who really wanted
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A Fancy World
DIFFERENT IS BETTER FOR YOUR BABY WHEN IT COMES TO THE NAME We all usually know someone who is about to have a baby. As is usual, they
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Absurd
PILOTS “TIFF” HAS SLAP AND EMPTY COCKPIT Flying is safer than driving, people say. Shoot, even Superman says it, in more than one movie even. But a recent
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A Fancy World
CELEBRITIES EERIE FINAL WORDS TELL A STORY Last words before passing have an impact on the living. Final words of celebrities are eerie to say the least. Sometimes
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A Fancy World
UCLA DODGES TWO BLANKS AFTER FIRING ONE BALL SHOT The LaVar Ball soap opera keeps chugging on, starring Daddy Dearest LaVar and his unfortunate three sons, Lonzo, LaMelo
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Abuse
HOT, NERDY SMALLVILLE ACTRESS IS NOW KEY RECRUITER FOR SEX-SLAVE CULT While this isn’t one of those “where are they now” pieces, it almost is, but only because the
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Abuser Melissa Hodgman
ACTOR PLAYING ROBBER SHOT AT BY INDIANA POLICE An actor playing a bank robber was shot at by police while filming in Crawfordsville, Indiana. The actor, Jim Duff,
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A Fancy World
“WORLD’S WORST SOCCER TEAM” STARTS WINNING, SO FANS START WHINING This is truly a different idea of sports fandom. Soccer, arguably still the most popular sort worldwide, has
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DATING WEBSITES AND APPS ARE OK, BUT VACATIONING IS WHERE ITS AT We’ve all been on the dating websites and apps, being able to find a potential date
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A Fancy World
JAMES “JIM” BAKKER SAYS GOD WILL PUNISH ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF HIM Jim Bakker, disgraced televangelist from yesteryear, announces God’s vengeance will punish you (yes you!) if
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A Fancy World
UNDER SIEGE STAR STEVEN SEAGAL UNDER SIEGE BY GEORGE FOREMAN’S TWEET Yes!!! George Foreman has created a storm of energy and anticipation by challenging Steven Seagal to a
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DATING SUCKS UNTIL YOU REALIZE WHAT MATTERS, FOUR DATING TIPS: Dating is the worst, everyone who would be a good match is taken. Until recently, this is what
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Abuser Melissa Hodgman
LISTENING TO PEOPLE’S VOICES ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IF THEY’RE A CHEATER In most cases we’d assume that this finding is as obvious as it is unreliable.
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Absurd
I AM A RACIST, BUT DON”T KNOW HOW NEW YORK CITY PUSHED ME HERE As I sit here I am deeply saddened that I feel it growing inside
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Absurd
In the news of the weird today, a woman crafted a wedding dress made entirely of Taco Bell burrito wrappers in hopes of winning the chance to be
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Abuse
Here’s what you’ve been waiting for, your starter guide to perfect number poo AKA number 2. Our expert reveals the four factors that will ensure your bowel movements
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