Theater Archive

3 WEEKS AFTER RETURNING HOME FROM CUBA, CANADIAN WOMAN FINDS POISONOUS SCORPION AT HOME So I’ve always wanted to go to Cuba.  But I’m American and I’m not

SMELL OF GYM SOCKS, SO UNIVERSITY LIBRAY EVACUATED So what is it with libraries and weird smells?  Is it because people are using less social media, or media

HIGH SPEED POLICE CHASE OF 3 NAKED LADIES FROM FLORIDA REST STOP So first off there were 3 naked ladies at a rest stop in the state of

LOSER?  RUSSELL WESTBROOK JUST CAN’T HELP HIMSELF So you may have gleaned from the title that this piece will be somewhat critical of the starting point guard for

BOXER LOSES HIS MIND, BITES HIS OPPONENT IN THE 5TH ROUND Boxing!  I really want to love boxing.  But it is totally brutal as a sport.  I have

SOMEHOW, TWO 9-YEAR-OLD GIRLS TERRORIZE AN AUSTRALIAN SHOPPING MALL Ah, first world problems.  When they rear their ugly heads, they are, indeed, totally ugly.  But this time it

THAT LAST CALL WAS ANYTHING BUT CONTROVERSIAL, UVA WINS EITHER WAY So college basketball’s March Madness is pretty much over. But as always, there’s always some drama that

CAN YOU BULLY SOMEONE WITH FARTS? AN AUSTRALIA COURT SAYS NOPE, NOTHING BUT HOT AIR So do you remember that time that someone was farting in your general

COPS SHOOT PET BULL DEAD AFTER IT ATTACKED NEW JERSEY CRUISER So people shoot the bullshit all the time.  But this is about New Jersey police shooting a

FORMER STRIPPER GREASES PALMS AND OTHER THINGS TO SELL PAINKILLERS So her name is Sunrise Lee and she is adding some flavor to a major investigation into Insys