Zambian Woman Bites Off Husband’s Penis Over Rat in Bedroom

Zambian Woman Bites Off Husband’s Penis Over Rat in Bedroom

AFTER ZAMBIAN HUSBAND REFUSES TO REMOVE RAT FROM BEDROOM, WIFE BITES OFF HIS PENIS

So with all the craziness of the past few weeks, I totally missed this story.  Now, you won’t either.  And for all the guys out there reading this, good luck with your dreams at night.  A Zambian woman got really upset when she discovered that there was a rat in her bedroom.  So to be fair, that would upset me all the way too.  But despite my disdain for the vicious, disease carrying little vermin, I would not have reacted like this.  When her husband refused to get the rat out, she bit off his penis. 

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HOW CAN ANY WOMAN BITE OFF HER HUSBAND’S PENIS OVER A RAT IN THE BEDROOM?

The poor husband in this crazy case is Abraham Musonda, 52 years old.  He and his wife live in the town Kitwe in Zambia.  Poor Abraham!  His 40-year-old Zambian wife had been out for drinks for friends and came home to find the rat in her bedroom.  Ok, that’s upsetting.  But she said the rat was pestering her, which I don’t really understand.  But I do agree with her that it’s hard to sleep with a rat wandering around the room at night.  So she ordered her husband to get rid of it.  He essentially said go to hell and she bit off his penis!

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WHILE ESTRANGED, THERE’S NO REASON TO BITE OFF POOR ZAMBIAN HUSBAND’S JUNK

So there is more to this, of course.  The Zambian couple may live together and are indeed married.  But they are essentially living separated.  That’s right.  She was out on the town.  He was home minding his own business.  So when he refused to get rid of the rat, she lost it.  Then, the two got into a scuffle.  Somehow, she got her teeth on him down there in the scuffle and bit off his penis.  If that sounds strange to you, I agree with you.  Abraham went to the hospital for some serious medical treatment for his injuries.  So far, we don’t know what, if any, charges the Zambian bride from hell faces. 

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