YET ANOTHER AMERICAN GOES NUTS, AS YANKEE TOURIST SMASHED ANCIENT STATUES IN VATICAN
Well, it looks like we have yet another iteration of the Ugly Americans abroad. A Yankee tourist (not necessarily a Yankee fan) has gone and spread more resentment against Americans abroad. This time, the nefarious stupidity took place in Rome, in the Vatican itself. I’m pretty angry about this, being a damn Yankee myself. But even though I haven’t had the good fortune to be a Yankee tourist in Rome yet, I can’t imagine ever doing anything like this. For one, I wouldn’t go there and demand to see the Pope. Sure, I’m a Protestant. But so what? And I certainly wouldn’t then lose my mind when told “No” and then smash ancient statues.
YANKEE TOURIST GREW INCENSED WHEN TOLD NO, YOU CAN’T SEE THE POPE TODAY
And no, I’m not kidding. This really happened at the Museo Chiaramonti, which is a part of the Vatican Museums. This happened on Wednesday, the first Wednesday of October, 2022. So far, we don’t know what this fool of a Yankee tourist wanted to see the Pope for. Not that it matters. But I am willing to hazard a guess. One: this is a Yankee tourist. Two: this idiot did something so outrageous that it further tarnishes Yankee reputations everywhere. Three: Americans who are incensed idiots tend to have a make a fantasy white empire land Great Again. So I’m guessing anything this Pope has said that wasn’t pure, angry Old Testament is why this fool was there.
YANKEE TOURIST CAUGHT BY VATICAN OFFICIALS, AS ANY DETAILS ARE STILL ON THE WAY
Think I’m a judgmental “liberal commie” tool? Well, maybe that’s true, as I think we all should have free healthcare, preferably via Medicare. It would help with psychological healthcare and possibly be preventative. Just saying… But there’s clearly something wrong with this Yankee tourist. It could be political affiliation, or maybe mental health issues from following rancid politics down the rabbit hole. But when he learned he couldn’t see the Pope, this American patriot threw down one ancient statue in anger, and knocked down another trying to escape Vatican staff. Obviously, they caught him. We’ll have to wait for more details on how much we Americans make the world worse.
Fortunately, Vatican officials say the damage to the two ancient statues isn’t too bad, and they hopefully can be restored at the Vatican. One lost some nose and an ear, the other its head. Hopefully, more Americans won’t cut off their noses to spite their faces. But first, they have to not lose their heads first.