WYOMING IS LOOKING TO PASS A BILL THAT WOULD LEGALIZE THE “SPORT” OF CHICKEN ROPING IN BARS
How many people have been to the American state of Wyoming? Hands? Anyone? I’m a born and bred American, and I’ve never been there. I’ve never even driven across it, only stopping for gas and chips. So I can safely say that I don’t know much at all about the state. Well, beyond college sports teams there, maybe. Until now, that is! Except I’m not sure I want to know…. Because Wyoming has a bill under consideration to be passed that would legalize Chicken Roping. Chicken Roping, you ask? Is that a recipe like beer can chicken?
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DRUNK PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO “WRASSLE” IN MINI-RODEOS WITH CRUEL CHICKEN ROPING
Alas, no, it isn’t. It’s pretty much like what you see pictured above. In a bar. Where people drink lots of booze, act stupid with questionable judgement, and soon to also rope chickens. While I’m sure there are many beautiful and interesting things to know about Wyoming, this will be seared onto my brain as a state brand. And no, I don’t actually mean that they will brand the poor chickens, too. But it does mean that likely drunk people will have mini rodeos, in bars, where they bully hens and roosters by roping them. That is what chicken roping is.
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SOON, SOME AMERICAN STATES WILL HAVE CHICKEN ROPING, AXE AND NINJA STARS THROWING IN BARS
But this bill, is passed, would create quite the hazardous atmosphere in any bar that had chicken wrassling, axe throwing, darts and chicken roping. Oh, and drunk people, too! Can you think of what might go wrong with all those things at play, at the same time? But let’s not forget the animal cruelty! How scary will it be for these poor chickens? Because if this isn’t bullying, I don’t know what is. I remember reading somewhere that some states are legalizing ninja stars, or shuriken, for recreational use, too.
What the hell is going on?
