PEEGASM? MAYBE STICK TO HEEDING NATURE’S OTHER CALL
Ok, I’m a dude. So I had no idea what the hell this was about. At all. I thought Peegasm referred to some stupid new trend with Millennials or something. Well, maybe that’s not far off. Anyway, we all know some form of denying ourselves a pleasure. So then when you finally go get it, it feels even better? But I’ve always thought about that for, like, dessert. Maybe sex (not really). And absence makes the heart grow fonder? Who knows. But what about not peeing? So when you finally let that bladder loose it simply feels amazing? That, ladies and gentlemen, is a peegasm. Sounds millennial, right? So let’s just stick to the basics, ok?
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But if this is something your friends are doing, think again. Just because they tell you it’s the perfect freebie, don’t listen. And if you’re still young and immortally stupid (think, College), maybe also don’t bone up on a pot of coffee to induce this desperately induced euphoria. But if you’re a stubborn idiot, like me, don’t take this as a physical challenge of will over body. Sure, it’s good to know our limits. But there are limits, amirite? But this pursuit of a peegasm ain’t all that it’s made out to be. Yet some streams, yes streams, on Reddit make it sound… worthwhile for some.
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PEEGASMS CAN DAMAGE YOUR BLADDER, FOR YEARS
One streamy thread began thusly: “So my girlfriend recently told me if she’s had to hold her pee in for a while, when she actually goes to pee, she often has orgasms that she feels all the way up her spine to her head. If she does “reverse kegels” while peeing, they’re even more likely to happen. She said these orgasms sometimes leave her lightheaded and off balance, and are pretty different from her clit or vaginal orgasms,” the contributor to Reddit wrote. Well, that sounds amazing if you want to lose your girlfriend to bladder satisfaction. But doctors say it could cause “irreparable organ damage.” Namely, your bladder. Those urges to pee aren’t to be ignored. And bladder damage can take years to heal. Years.
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And what else? That bladder damage may permanently shrink your bladder capacity. So much for a full night’s sleep, like forever. And then there are the urinary tract infections. Those are a peegasm problem too. So maybe stick to sticking it however you enjoy best. Otherwise cry me a yellow river.