DRIVING NAKED, WOMAN CRASHES INTO EVERYTHING
Ahhh. It’s been awhile since we have heard from the weirdos in Florida. But they are back today with vengeance. A driver crashed into a daycare center, then hit a tree, and rolled her car, then had to be subdued by police with a tazer. The best part, she was driving naked. Why you might ask? It’s Florida, and everything goes.
STAY-N-PLAY TAKES THE BRUNT OF IT, DAYCARE GOES DOWN
The suspect, identified as Malina Churchill, 44, allegedly crashed into the Stay-n-Play Day Care Center in Putnam County, Florida last Thursday night. Becky Cox, who owns the quaint daycare, told the station she received a call from her alarm company, notifying her that a “burglary” was in process. One of her employees who lives near the daycare center went to investigate and told Cox the bad news.
Deviants Steal Unlocked Car With Child Inside
DOESN’T END AT THE DAY CARE, TREES AND MORE DAMAGE
After crashing through the daycare center, the woman (driving naked) hit a palm tree about 4 miles away and flipped the car, more than once, witnesses told TheBlot. As the suspect exited the car, she was reportedly naked, and had to be subdued with a tazer gun. Witnesses say they could hear her yelling that she wanted some French fries. Yes, French fries. She was then intubated and taken to a local hospital.
KIDS GET SOME TIME OFF, SNOW DAY OF SORTS, THANKS TO DRIVING NAKED CHICK
The daycare center was closed Friday and has yet to open back up. But some workers have been spotted on the premises cleaning up the mess left behind. The woman faces multiple charges when (if) she is ever released from the hospital, authorities said. The police said in a statement that the woman may have been on a foreign substance. No report of a tox scans have come back yet.