POOR FOOL TRIED TO SMUGGLE WEED BALLOON INTO PRISON 18 YEARS AGO IN HIS NOSE, WHERE IT STAYED
So do you remember that time that you tried to smuggle a weed balloon into prison almost two decades ago? Well, of course not. But that’s because it’s just a crazy idea to begin with. But for one man, it’s totally a real thing. Now, we’re just talking about 18 years! But this isn’t the kind of nose candy that’s good for you. Well, ok, there is no nose candy that’s good for you. But this poor sap has been suffering chronic sinus infections this entire time! And somehow, he had no idea what was wrong. And yes, I do agree he should have been a little more paranoid. Just saying.
DOCTORS TREATING MAN WITH MYSTERIOUS HEADACHES STUNNED TO DISCOVER WEED BALLOON IN HIS HEAD
Australian Doctors reported on the case in the British Medical Journal. And yes, they had a sense of humor, with the header “a nose out of joint.” Hah! But to say this is a unique case is, well, a vast understatement. Seriously, find me another idiot who tried to smuggle a weed balloon into jail almost two decades ago. But then only recently realized it was stuck in his nose all along? Yeah, you can’t. Because this guy is a demographic of one in the world. And that’s nothing to sneeze at!
MAN ASSUMED, MISTAKENLY, THAT HEMUST HAVE SWALLOWED THE WEED BAG YEARS AGO
So ok, he’s not a total idiot. He did assume that me must have swallowed the package years and years ago. But the reality is, he had a weed balloon on his brain all along. So what happened is that this guy’s girlfriend visited him in prison and gave him the weed balloon. That’s when he stuck it up his nose to get it inside from the visitor’s area. But it never came out in all that time. So this weed balloon caused a rhinolith to form in his nasal cavity. That means calcium and magnesium salts built up over those 18 long years around the balloon.
So as you can imagine, the man is happy to have no more chronic headaches, sinus infections and general discomfort in his head. Imagine that.