VEGAN BODYBUILDER SWEARS DRINKING SEMEN SHAKES IS PROTECTION FROM COVID
So I’ve heard a lot of stories about the healing power of semen. Well, especially for skin, anyway. I’ve read a ton of testimonials about how good it is for a face. A facial, if you prefer. But I’ve even heard this from women in person, too. And no, not like that. But that idea is every man’s silly notion of a reason for fellatio. Anyway, this one is new on me, in a matter of speaking. There’s a vegan woman, racy Kiss, who is a health nut (if those two things are not the same) and a bodybuilder. So she’s into working out and eating healthy foods. But she’s drinking semen shakes. Why? Because she says it’s a great preventative for Covid-19.
DRINKING SEMEN SHAKES IS AN ODD CHOICE FOR A VEGAN OF ANY STRIPE
So I know, that’s a lot to take in. It may even be hard to swallow, for some. No, no that! I mean, it’s hard to believe. Sure, semen is an animal product, no matter how urbane your man of choice is. So that would normally not be in a vegan’s diet, right? But Tracy Kiss swears that semen is just like an essential multivitamin. She considers it a key to staying in shape. But even more, she says it’s an immune system booster that helps protect her from Covid infection. Seriously.
TRACY KISS SWEARS SEMEN SHAKES AN IMMUNE SYSTEM BOOSTER AGAINST COVID
So sure, besides as a dietary supplement to fight Covid, she also puts it on her skin. She has for years, it seems. But she swears by it. She says it’s rich in vitamin C as well as magnesium. So she totally recommends everyone use semen (cough) to augment their skin and overall health. And, yes, to protect yourself from Covid infection. No matter how you shake it, though, you’d still be drinking semen. Maybe it’s an acquired taste. No matter how you acquire it…. And no, there is no scientific research making this easier to swallow. And yes, I’m saying that twice.