Woman Says Her Vaginal Fluids Are Perfect Love Perfume

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Woman Says Her Vaginal Fluids Are Perfect Love Perfume

WOULD YOU USE YOUR OWN VAGINAL FLUIDS AS A PERFUME?

Sometimes you hear things that you’re just not prepared for.  This is one of those times.  The last time I felt this particular flavor of uncomfortable was in the scene of Boomerang involving an ad concept with Grace Jones.  If you remember that, you know where I’m coming from.  But now there’s a real-life (as in, she lives and breathes and is not a character of fiction) woman who says her vaginal fluids are the perfect love perfume.  No, there are no typos there.  Instead of Dune or Chanel No. 5, she sports her own vaginal fluids as a love perfume.  Yup.  This shit is for real.

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COULD VAGINAL FLUIDS REALLY ACT LIKE THE PERFECT LOVE POTION TO SCORE SOME LOVIN’ EVERY TIME?

So ok, I do get it.  Some people are all about this big belief in the power of pheromones that you can buy off the shelf.  If I spray this on, the chicks, dudes or whatnots will all be flocking to my downwind perfect sexy self.  You see this on tv all the time.  Shoot, you’ve seen this on tv, in magazines and who knows where else for decades.  But what you haven’t seen is an ad about vaginal fluids being the nectar of love.  Well, ok, since there used to be more crazy personal classifieds you haven’t.

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SO SURE, SHE’S A SEXOLOGIST WITH A NEW BOOK OUT, SO IT SMELLS…. SUSPICIOUS

So what’s the deal, here?  Her name is Shan Boodram.  She is, of course, a Sexologist and author of the new book, The Game of Desire.  So maybe she wants her down there, out there, for a reason.  You can smell the money.  No, wait.  What the hell is that smell?  So Boodram has made the claim that putting on her down there exudences up there is like a love potion that attracts lovers of women like bees to honey.  She says, “Vaginal fluids, especially around ovulation, but really any time you want to feel an extra boost of confidence, can serve as a love potion.”

So ladies out there, I won’t explain the obvious.  But if you want to try this and still need to be told, just let your fingers do the walking.

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