IN HILARIOUS NOD TO BOXING HISTORY, MIKE TYSON RELEASES CANNABIS EDIBLE, MIKE BITES
So this is beyond funny, to the degree that you may need hernia surgery after you bust a gut from the belly laugh to result. But to be fair, you might have to be of a certain age to really understand just ow funny this is. It was back in 1997 that Mike Tyson fought Evander Holyfield in a highly anticipated heavyweight match. But it all went sideways when Iron Mike lost his damn mind and bit off a chunk of Evander’s ear. And now, 25 long years later, pot is increasingly legal and Mike has his own weed brand. So that means we now get to enjoy the hilarious new edible which is, of course, named Mike’s Bites.
MIKE BITES ARE LITTLE EARS WITH A BITE ALREADY MISSING THAT WILL KEEP YOU ABUZZ
As you can see, these edibles are in the shape of an ear with a bite already taken out. If you’re old enough to remember those days, you can’t escape just how strange that day was. Well, or a lot of days involving any news involving Mike Tyson. I mean, it’s been a loooong time since Mike reappeared (as himself) in the first edition of The Hangover. But now he’s a serious businessman who clearly knows how to recycle his own often crazy history into hilarious branding. I mean, I’m not really an edibles person, and I want to try these Mike Bites for myself!
MIKE BITES PROVES THAT ALMOST ANY PAST CRAZINESS CAN BE A FUNNY BRAND SUCCESS
But to get them, I may need to enlist the help of friends who have access to dispensaries in California, Massachusetts, and Nevada, which are the only places you can get them for now. I frankly can’t wait to get ahold of these to give them a try, though my wife might give me an earful. But for fans of boxing and movies, these are a sure winner. Oh, and let’s not forget fans of Mary Jane and all her ilk! Still, I can’t get over just ow hilarious this is. Mike Bites. lol