MAN GOES TO HOSPITAL WITH CONSTANT ERECTION, ENDS UP WITH GANGRENE ON PENIS
Ok. So there are some words that should never be involved with your penis. Well, anyone’s penis. But in this story, they are. And it really happened. An anonymous 52-year-old man in India had a two-day erection. Sure, that sounds like a teenager’s normal weekend. But guess what happens when you have an erection for two days straight? Lots of pain. But this poor man got gangrene, on his penis, in the hospital. So what happens when you have gangrene? If you don’t cut it off, it gets worse and fucking poisons you to death. I don’t know how to sugar coat this. But that’s how it is, even for anyone’s penis. So this poor man had to have his penis tip amputated.
POOR MAN HAD AN ERECTION FOR TWO DAYS AND WAS IN SERIOUS PAIN
But here’s some easy advice for you penis toting people out there. If you have an erection that you can’t get rid of, maybe think about getting some medical help after a few hours go by. So maybe don’t wait two days to get help, you know? Or you too could shorten your bailiwick by whatever gangrenous needs require. Well, with some medical malpractice, anyway. But this poor man waited two whole days to go to the doctors. And when he did, he had no idea what was going on. He just told them that he couldn’t lose the “painful and sustained” erection.
DOCTORS WRAPPED PACKAGE UP WITH CATHETER INSIDE, SO GANGRENE LEFT MAN WITH AMPUTATED PENIS TIP
But here’s where the painful unending iron-shafted tale took a turn for the horribly worse. The medics at the hospital did immediately drain the engorged blood from his penis. But they then tightly wrapped his penis up and left the catheter in! And that’s what gave this poor man gangrene on his tallywhacker. So when he came back to them with massive tissue damage from a sever lack of blood flow, they had no choice. They had to amputate the tip of his penis. So yes, the obvious choice here is to say, keep the tip. (Shudder)