TRUMP NUT DOCTOR BELIEVES IN HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, DEMON SPERM AND ALIEN DNA
So no doubt you’ve heard the latest brouhaha about Donald Trump and his retweeting. But of course it’s impossible to keep up with Trump on social media. I mean, the guy tweets more than middle school kids, these days even! But some Trump tweets and retweets stand out a little bit more than others. And this one certainly does. Would you believe the leader of the free world would do this? Well, with this one, you certainly would. But it’s still shocking. Trump blindly retweeted a doctor’s tweet talking about how hydroxychloroquine is a good treatment for Coronavirus. But she also believes in demon sperm and alien DNA.
WITH TRUMP AND DEMON SPERM, ALL NEWS IS NOW OFFICIALLY TABLOID NEWS, FOREVER
So is this uncharted territory, or what? We are talking about the President of the United States here! And demon sperm and alien DNA! And it’s a national story! But no, this isn’t from tabloids. It’s because of Donald Trump, who makes major media write tabloid type material. But the general facts are even more disturbing. The doctor is Stella Emmanuel. She has a lot of kooky ideas. And Trump is trying to hide behind her crazy skirts. She doesn’t think masks help protect people from Coronavirus, for one. But what about the rest? It’s totally crazy.
BESIDES DEMON SPERM, WACKY DOC BELIEVES US GOVERNMENT RUN BY REPTILIANS, OTHER ALIENS
But there’s a lot more. Emmanuel thinks that gynecological issues like endometriosis and cysts have a specific cause. And that cause is women dreaming about having sex with demons and witches. Seriously. Demon sperm, indeed. Or, in deed. So what else? She says medical treatments you may be getting involve alien DNA. That’s right. But there’s more! She thinks that the United States government is really run by “reptilians” and other aliens. Calling Captain Kirk! But even worse? She says she has successfully treated Coronavirus patients with hydroxychloroquine. And all of these things are totally nuts. So thanks again, Donald Trump! You have lowered the bar below sea level. And as for that demon sperm? The only reference worth knowing is the line from Hellboy, “Didn’t even buy me a drink!” Cause we all need one now.