15 Celebrity Beach Bodies To Drool Over All Summer Long

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Many celebrities have perfect and enviable beach bodies, but these 15 take it to a whole new level. Did it just get hot in here or is it just them? (Sports Illustrated photo)
Many celebrities have perfect and enviable beach bodies, but these 15 take it to a whole new level. Did it just get hot in here or is it just them? (Sports Illustrated photo)

Maybe celebrities are just better than the rest of us. Not necessarily as people, but because of their gorgeous and toned bodies.

Many have figures most of us look at admiringly because we know we can’t achieve them. That is, unless you happen to be somewhat like them and can spend hours in the gym, hire a personal trainer, chef, nutritionist and can keep someone to shame you when an ice cream or fast food craving hits. But who needs a six-pack on their abdomen anyway? I’ll go with a six-pack of brews over a shredded stomach any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

But if looking like this is your goal, good luck achieving that celebrity body. It’s going to take some time, a lot of sweat and hard work. While you are shedding off the pounds and avoiding junk food, here are 15 stellar and stupendous star bodies to drool over all summer long.

First up, the ladies:

RIHANNA

(CELEBUZZ! Photo)
(CELEBUZZ! Photo)

Damn, girl! This pop starlet is always simply stunning. Here she is in Brazil as she somehow made the country even steamier. I think that’s what you call a suggestive pose.

CHRISSY TEIGEN

(BARNORAMA Photo)
(BARNORAMA Photo)

This Sports Illustrated model is certainly brave in her choice of swimwear.

KENDALL JENNER

(LAZYGIRLS Photo)
(LAZYGIRLS Photo)

Wow, Kendall Jenner is simply gorgeous. Here she is just hanging out and looking amazing in a black bikini.

LUPITA NYONG’O

(POPSUGAR Photo)
(POPSUGAR Photo)

Pictured on vacation in Hawaii last year, Nyong’o stuns while wearing a white bikini that creates a great contrast with her amazing ebony skin, cool white hat and sexy belly chain.

SELENA GOMEZ

(OK! Photo)
(OK! Magazine Photo)

Forget Justin Bieber, Selena, he doesn’t deserve you. He’s way too immature — and you’re way too hot for the likes of him.

ELLE MACPHERSON

(E ONLINE Photo)
(E ONLINE Photo)

This picture was taken in March, just before Elle’s 51st birthday. That’s right, Macpherson is 51. Treating her body well and jetting off to exotic locales for modeling has clearly not been too hard on her body.

BAR REFAELI

(POP MINUTE Photo)
(POP MINUTE Photo)

This Israeli model is more than a Hanukkah treat.

BEYONCE

(Us WEEKLY Photo)
(Us WEEKLY Photo)

Here “Queen Bey” was on vacation for her birthday on a private yacht somewhere. Husband Jay-Z wasn’t wrong when he called her “the hottest chick in the game.”

And now, the men:

ZAC EFRON

(In Case You Didn’t Know Photo)
(In Case You Didn’t Know Photo)

Dude, you’re making all of us regular guys look bad. Hey, by the way, can I scrub some clothes on those washboard abs?

MARK WAHLBERG

(DAILY NEWS Photo)
(DAILY NEWS Photo)

Here’s Wahlberg doing the dad thing and lending his son Brendan a hand in Miami Beach all while looking buff. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch may have disbanded more than 20 years ago, but he has stayed crazy fit.

MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY

(bestof.provocateuse. Pinterest Photo)
(bestof.provocateuse Pinterest Photo)

Everyone’s favorite “Dazed and Confused” character, Matthew’s body is more than “alright.” Plus, doesn’t he look all cool, approachable and relaxed while doing yoga?

MARIO LOPEZ

(DailyMail Photo)
(DailyMail Photo)

Obviously not much has changed since his salad days. Lopez almost made wrestling outfits attractive when he filled one out while playing A.C. Slater, the teen heartthrob on “Saved By The Bell.”

DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON

(E Online Photo)
(E Online Photo)

Here’s the action movie star looking cool while he’s just chilling — not posing, obviously — on a jet ski. Johnson posted this picture to his Instagram account to confirm he’s starring in the big screen “Baywatch” reboot. Just look at this man’s body! I don’t think even actual rocks are this chiseled.

HUGH JACKMAN

(JUST JARED Photo)
(JUST JARED Photo)

Just any other day at the beach for Jackman, who stays looking, well … jacked.

DWAYNE WADE

(POPSUGAR Photo)
(POPSUGAR Photo)

At least Wade still looks this good, even if his basketball game has taken a hit from repeated injuries. Is there something about the name “Dwayne” that makes a guy super good looking?

Noah Zuss is a reporter for TheBlot Magazine.

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