MISSION IMPOSSIBLE CREW BREAK COVID PROTOCOL, AND TOM CRUISE WENT ALL-IN WITH RAGE TIRADE
Ah, we’re in for some more Tom Cruise news. As you know, making movies is hard to do in a pandemic. But ok, it’s not as hard as actually seeing movies in a pandemic. We can’t really do that at all. Well, soon there will be some big ones we can finally stream. But these are trying times. If you’re an eager movie fan, you may already know that of the movies shooting right now, there’s the seventh Mission Impossible films. And, to be sure, the cast and crew have some really strict covid protocols to keep things safe. Well, and to keep things on schedule, too. But when some of the crew broke that protocol, Tom Cruise went into a rage.
SO WAS TOM CRUISE A PRIMA DONNA STAR PRINCESS? OR IS IT ABOUT DAMN TIME?
So at first I was dismissive. Like, Tom Cruise? The insanely rich Scientologist who lives larger than most royalty? But then, I realized that a star actor flying into a rage wouldn’t normally be newsworthy. But what about when they’re totally right? I mean, Cruise tends to be totally central to his films’ productions. Like, with a major financial interest. Plus, there’s his own reputation to consider as well. So when people you work with put the entire business at risk, that’s a tirade worthy offense. But it’s also everyone’s health, too.
TOM CRUISE PERSONALLY RENTED A CRUISE SHIP TO HOUSE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE CREW FOR COVID SAFETY
So they’re shooting the new movie in England. But Tom Cruise saw that a number of the crew were huddled around a computer. Normally, that’s something you see all the time on a film set. But none of them were at least a meter from the others. So no, they weren’t South Dakotans or anything. I mean, they were all wearing masks. But Tom Cruise went all in regardless. Lots of F-Bombs, never again, you’ll be gone kind of thing. I mean, it sounds like he’s a total fucking princess. But I’ve felt the same way in EVERY single store I’ve shopped in since March. Oh, and it’s not like Tom Cruise didn’t pay out of pocket to house the whole crew on an old, um, cruise ship to keep them safe.
Well, except he did. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get dumb ass fools to stop being dumb ass fools.