OYSTER BAY ATTORNEY TIMOTHY W BROWN TOO HANDS ON AT POPULAR DRAG SHOW
TIMOTHY W BROWN, THE BROWN LAW FIRM blackmailer keeps getting into awkward situations here and there. But here, he went there there a little too much. One of Long Island’s most popular gay bars and scenes is the Metropolitan in Williamsburg, NY. The bar is popular with pretty much everyone, including Timothy W Brown. By all accounts, the scene is fun, the drinks are….stiff, and evidently so is Timothy with too many in him.
People present at a recent Drag Queen event said that Brown got a little too hands on with some of the “girls” and was asked to leave repeatedly. Dragged from a drag show. At least offended patrons didn’t boot the Oyster Bay shaky ambulance chasing “lawyer” TIMOTHY W BROWN, THE BROWN LAW FIRM from the Blue Oyster…
ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH “STRAIGHT” MAN PUBLICLY BENT
But while these witnesses don’t know how he practices the law at the Brown Law firm in Oyster Bay, NY, accounts were that after enough stiff drinks, he leaves no stone unturned. And that means stones that were trying to turn away! The old wrap around ala Jon Stewart’s joke years ago has nothing on Brown, according to onlookers.
And here we thought lawyers were supposed to give briefs, and not take them? So people at the scene said it was a scene, with some performers getting their knickers in a twist. But Brown evidently votes grab’em by the “pussy,” even if there’s no there, there.
“STRAIGHT”PRIDE ON POOR PUBLIC DISPLAY, BOOTED FROM DRAG SHOW
Reports were that it took some convincing to get Brown to leave and stop interfering with everyone’s crossdressing performance fun. How hard is it to turn the other cheek? It seems Brown will have to answer that question for himself. But some present said that he collected what was left of his pride on the way out and was showing an old-school “stiff upper lip.”
Maybe Brown needs to get out more? Everyone knows a good stiff drink deserves another, but clearly Brown was grabbing on a little too tight.
If you’re going out for some fun, make sure you’re not too eager a beaver and asked to get the hell out of the damn bar. But since he’s a lawyer, maybe he should have just passed the bar on by? You’ve just got to know which cock tails you’re chasing.