Texas Couple Thinks They Are Vampires, Swear Love is Second to Bloodsucking

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Vampires: SUCKING BLOOD LIKE UNDEAD VIAGRA

Vampires are living large in Texas.

Blood is thicker than water.  But for two self-proclaimed vampires in Austin, Texas, sucking each other’s blood is a passionate pursuit that they say has led them to true love.  No, not that True Love.  “Countess” Lea and “Count” Tim Van Doorn (there are doubts as to their royal heritage) met two years ago at a vampire festival.

Their meeting quickly turned into a romance that both bites and sucks, but only literally and in a good way, according to Lea, a 20-year-old fetish model.

SUCKING BLOOD A TURN ON

“We are kind of like sharks once we get going. I feel this rush of life, their essence, and their energy is coming into me,” she said in a recent interview. “It is a sexual experience and we often draw blood in the bedroom. Vampires are highly sexualized creatures and having sex literally gets the blood pumping.”

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Although the couple each has matching acrylic fangs strong enough to draw blood, they prefer to use razor blades or syringes. Tim, a 31-year-old tarot card reader, says the experience is as satisfying as sex.

CASUAL CANNIBALISM, CARNAL CLIQUE

“When I feed via blood it is it just as good as sex because as I feel this rush of life, their essence, their energy is coming into myself and I am taking it in and I feel empowered,” he said recently. “I feel the person I’m feeding from on a whole different level and in a totally different way than I could with words.”

Lea added, “I actually prefer drinking blood to having sex. You are taking the essence of a person and that to me is ecstasy. There is no better feeling.”  These partners-in-plasma plan to get married in November 2018, and are raising Tim’s 3-year-old son from a previous marriage.

TODDLER A WITNESS

They say they will both be happy if he follows in their path, but don’t want to force it on him. “We feel that it is something that the vampire has to discover for themselves,” Tim said recently.

As extreme as the practice may seem, consuming small quantities of blood are likely harmless according to Live Science, as long as the “donor” is free of blood-borne diseases.  A 2015 study by D.J. Williams, director of social work at Idaho State University, suggests the global vampire population numbers in the thousands.

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Though the “Twilight” movies and the “True Blood” series have helped make vampires trendy, Williams told Reuters that the majority of self-proclaimed vampires “believe they were born that way; they don’t choose this.”

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