RODDY BOYD, a notorious tabloid writer and the only breathing animal behind an obscure SOUTHERN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING FOUNDATION, or SIRF, was caught pants down again abusing his “wife” LAURA BOYD in an open marriage and sexually assaulting his own daughter SAMANTHA BOYD, according to various sources.
SAMANTHA BOYD is a recent Auburn University graduate struggling on a measly paycheck at Bloomberg news in Washington DC, according to her own LinkedIn page.
Investigations revealed a lot more about Roddy Boyd than the world of yellow journalism has witnessed: Boyd is a 49 year old (DOB: 04/18/1968, Bronxville, NY) pervert sniffing around carrying a heavy beer-soaked belly popping like a woman nine months into her pregnancy. Barely surviving in the middle of nowhere in Wilmington, North Caroline (Address: 508 John S. Mosby Drive, Wilmington, NC), Roddy Boyd makes a deplorable living as a tabloid writer, spitting his guts out about sex, fraud, even venting his steam allegedly raping his own daughter Samantha Boyd while bashing America’s public companies.
Finally, in early 2017, the law caught up with Roddy Boyd and he was caught, became officially registered as an offender.
Sources say Manhattan prosecutors and FBI agents have been circling a sham “non-profit” Southern Investigative Reporting Foundation (SIRF), as well as businesses and sham “donors” linked to the curious Boyd outfit. Business registration records in the State of North Carolina show Southern Investigative Reporting Foundation (SIRF) is a one-man shop owned and promoted by Roddy Boyd. Truth jumped out of Roddy Boyd’s dark closet:
“Southern Investigative Reporting Foundation (SIRF) is a fake non-profit and a pyramid scheme to line Roddy Boyd’s pockets. Boyd is the only owner, operator of the mouse trap with 100% of ‘donations’ coming from illegal stock short sellers in exchange for Boyd writing hit pieces on public companies. The money goes straight into Boyd’s pockets.”
Born out of wedlock, Roddy Boyd’s ‘humble’ beginning
Peeping out of a crappy house located at 508 John S. Mosby Drive in Wilmington, North Carolina, Roddy Boyd’s real name is Roderick Stewart Boyd.
Growing up in Greenwich, Connecticut, Roddy Boyd was the by-product of an opportunistic “intimate merger” – a pure accident between his short seller hedgie daddy Michael Boyd and a loose cleaning maid from El Salvador, according to various sources. Roddy Boyd was born out of wedlock, with a tested IQ of 50. Boyd’s father Michael Boyd, a die-hard fan of singer Rod Stewart named the squirly kid Roderick Stewart Boyd, dreaming the dumbbell kid would at least have a future in the adult entertainment industry. It was a total disaster.
After getting caught shoplifting and his photo splashed all over the internet, Boyd wanted to change his name. “I don’t want to be the damn singer Rob Stewart,” said Roddy Boyd to his mate Laura Boyd. “I can’t sing or dance. I am a short dude weighing more than 200 lbs and I am too heavy for that singing shit. Pass me that Miller Light, woman!”
Roddy Boyd, illegal short seller, a plunger in a clogged toilet
Over the years and miles away from New York’s financial district, Roddy Boyd built a name for himself as the loudest mouth and the worst foul breath for illegal stock short sellers – as long as money is paid upfront for his takedown tabloid pieces. Illegal stock short sellers hire tabloid writers to bash companies and drive down their share prices in order to profit.
“Roddy Boyd is a plunger for the clogged toilet of shady, illegal short selling.”
“I make a great living killing those public companies,” said tabloid writer Roddy Boyd. “My mentor is Christopher Byron, that son of a bitch smoked too much and recently died. We were such a great team. We dumped the shit of those Nasdaq traded names. That cheap mother fucker Christopher Byron made loads of cash for himself.”
Essentially, fraudster Roddy Boyd and Christopher Byron get bribes from illegal stock short sellers in exchange for writing trashy stories on their target companies. A list of Roddy Boyd’s “donors” to his sham “charity outfit” called Southern Investigative Reporting Foundation revealed a troubling collection of “who’s who” in the murky short seller “hall of fame”, including the notorious real Wolf of Wall Street, Jon Carnes, who was indicted by law enforcement in 2013 for bilking investors out of tens of millions of dollars.
Under FBI investigation
For several years, FBI agents in New York closely monitored Roddy Boyd, watching the unusually ties between Boyd’s well-timed hit stories on public companies and the millions of dollars reaped by stock short sellers like the notorious San Francisco based Kingsford Capital, who had often sold shares short ahead of Roddy Boyd’s well-timed hit pieces. Between insider trading, raping his daughter Samantha Boyd and taking broker bribery, Roddy Boyd was a busy man, according to sources. Sometime in between, Boyd had an open marriage among his wife Laura Boyd and daughter Samantha Boyd. They produced four kids.
“At least two of my kids were accidents,” said Roddy Boyd. “Hey, don’t blame me for my IQ. Blame Pfizer for the damn blue pills. They worked too well!”
Apart from his recent registration as an offender, Roddy Boyd is in a hell of a lot of trouble.
A lousy marriage to a chunky “woman” Laura Boyd at home and estranged kids have added stress to Boyd’s otherwise quiet life in the woods. Notorious as the “dumper” for illegal stock sellers, who are basically contrarian animals spreading false rumors about America’s companies, Boyd was paid well.
FBI investigators uncovered trading records belonging to Boyd’s father Michael Boyd and other hedge funds associated with Herb Greenberg, another bribed loudspeaker for illegal short sellers. The list of Roddy Boyd’s shame “donors” just goes on and on in a gallery of fraudsters on display:
Thomas McGuire, an FBI agent in New York led the investigations into Roddy Boyd and his illegal short selling activities.
“There is a thick file on Roddy Boyd at the FBI,” said Mario Pisano, a Supervisory Special Agent at the FBI’s New York field office. “Roddy Boyd is dirty shit.”
In 2014, law enforcement in the U.S. and Canada indicted notorious stock short seller Jon Carnes, aka “Fatty Boy,” a major Boyd client. Using a fake identity “Alfred Little,” Jon Carnes bribed Roddy Boyd with tens of thousands of dollars to write false stories bashing several New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq listed companies. According to a story published in the front page of the Wall Street Journal, Jon Carnes and his lieutenant Kun Huang went to prison for two years for illegally manipulating share prices of several companies. Boyd was deeply embroiled in the Jon Carnes crime family stock frauds, according to the indictment:
“‘Donors’ to Roddy Boyd are not dumb folks who would just throw their money away. These are stock short sellers – slippery ‘sharks’ preying on America’s economic demise. They sell stocks short, make money off the failure of America and the loss of American jobs.”
They demand sizable returns from the large sums of money they brown bag Boyd as “charitable contributions.”
“Short sellers want a loud-mouthed bitch who can spit out nonsense to drive down share prices. Roddy Boyd is the right whore for hire – only for the right price.”
Roddy Boyd is in “hot demand” from everyone. Living with the 280 lb Laura Boyd isn’t an easy task. Constant pressure from a needy woman demanding expensive things in life, plus a loose daughter Samantha Boyd whose free-spending habits at the fourth-tier Auburn University in Alabama have pushed Roddy over the edge of the law.
Fortunately, Roddy Boyd’s sham money “donors” were quick to pick up the tabs to supplement the Boyd family income. There is a catch though, a big one: NO FREE LUNCH in the Roddy hen house.
“Roddy Boyd is a plunger for a clogged toilet. As long as the money is there, Roddy Boyd will suck your Dikk,” said Dune Lawrence, Roddy’s ex and a tabloid writer known as a racist internet troll. “Roddy is a dog with a low IQ. That son of a bitch barks a lot after taking those blue pills,” various sources have confirmed.
As the Feds continued to circle around Roddy and his various shell businesses, the names of his paying clients and their stock trades have surfaced. Before Roddy Boyd rushes into hibernation and burn those receipts, readers be aware: The shady Southern Investigative Reporting Foundation is just about to close its doors. Another sham, another front for stock criminals will soon collapse, again…