Sydney Sweeny Bathwater Soap Reselling for $2,000 On Ebay?

SYDNEY SWEENEY BATHWATER SOAP SELLS OUT, CRASHES, SITE, NOW RESELLING FOR $2,000 ON EBAY

I’d better own up to the fact that I really don’t know who Sydney Sweeney is, which makes me a member of a minority. But to be fair, I’ve never seen the Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria or The White Lotus. She’s a star, to be sure. I did see Madame Web, which I promptly did my best to forget for obvious reasons. So I’m probably even more mystified than most hearing about the weirdness that’s happened after the release of Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss, a new soap with one important ingredient: bathwater used by none other than the star. Not only did it sell out, insanely fast, the resale price on Ebay has gone up to as much as $2,0000!

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Now, to be fair, I’m having a pretty hard time imagining myself getting excited about buying a soap made from the bathwater of any celebrity. I really keep trying, and just can’t manage to think of anyone inspiration there. But that $2,000 Ebay listing is just nuts, even though it includes extra photos of Sydney Sweeney; the autographed ones are reprints, of course. But when the Bathwater Bliss went on sale, the website selling it crashed and crashed hard. Comments on social media said some folks had a 250 wait time just to check out. Because that many people went nuts all at the same time and tried to buy this bathwater soap!

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And if you were one of those disappointed weirdos, you may still be in luck. Other resale listings on Ebay can give you that celerity soak by association for between $119-799. As for me, I won’t be making any such purchase. Though I may really have to spend some time looking up Sydney Sweeney to try to make some sense of this insanity. And I can’t help but note that the other celebrity product launch, Shaq Pack, just doesn’t seem to have the same appeal. But to be fair to Shaq, I bet a limited edition of a dildo cast from his very own personal pillar down there might just create some interest.

But would Sydney Sweeny buy one?