ALL UTAH LAWYERS GET BOOBY PIC EMAIL FROM STATE BAR
Really, Utah? And we thought Orrin Hatch was bad. Do you remember that time you accidently emailed porn to all your professional email addresses? Of course you don’t, because that’s not a casual accident. No one emails a booby pic on purpose. Or do they? But someone at the Utah State Bar has some…. egg on their face after emailing every lawyer in the state a picture of some nice, perky boobs. But obviously the Bar has no idea how someone sent the booby pic out. But even better, the accidental boob email bomb was sent out to all lawyers as the Bar was promoting its 2018 Spring Convention in St. George.
STATE BAR “AWARE OF THE SITUATION,” LAWYERS LOOK LIKE BOOBS
The Utah State Bar communications director is one Matt Page. Page has some work to do. He told local media that they were “aware of the situation.” They’re also “investigating how it got out.” Well, how do boobs usually come out? It’s not a tit for tat question. But Page was sure to cover his…. involvement by making sure everyone knew there was no booby pic in the convention advertisement he put together. Maybe the Utah State Bar needs to stay abreast of email due diligence. But obviously, this isn’t about a cover up. Were it not for the email, there’d be no tit for tat spat.
CAN’T SPIN A BOOBY PIC, BUT MYSTERY EMAILS SOURCE LIKELY SAFE
If there is a positive spin on this, tassels notwithstanding, it’s that the image seems to be a run of the mill booby pic from the internet. Can you imagine? What if these boobs belonged to a Utah lawyer? Like from their cell phone? But still, the mystery persists for now. Google images found no matches on a reverse search, but the woman appears to be blond. The Utah State Bar apologized on Twitter, but lots of folks thought this was too funny to just let go so easily. Too bad we can’t cross examine that…. booby pic.