Spectacular Babs Snuggles with Cloned Pup of Fave Dead Dog

Spectacular Babs Snuggles with Cloned Pup of Fave Dead Dog

BARBARA STREISAND CLONES HER DEAD DOG SAMANTHA, WE FORGET ABOUT #METOO

If you have a spare $50,000 lying around, you can clone your fave, dead dog. That’s what Barbara Streisand did.  And we love our Babs to bits for doing it.  Aside from her spectacular singing voice, and her personal shopping center that exists in her fabulous basement – she also cloned her favorite dog. How can this woman be any more remarkable?  And how did we learn about it?  From an aside!  From an aside, people!  Who needs to reiterate sexism and the awful politics that we’re trying to forget about?  When we can talk about the benefits of cloning and cute little dead puppies to clone!

SPECTACULAR BABS CAN SNUGGLES WITH THE MISSES FOR ETERNITY

Babs was being interviewed for Variety.  The focus of the article is mainly about all she has done and has been working effortlessly to achieve in the sexist realm of the Hollywood’s boys’ club.  It’s a heavy essay about sexism, politics and yadayada blah blah #metoo movement.  It’s important, but I’m yawning people. Thankfully the juicy parts came as an aside. She lost her late dog Samantha last year – and Babs was devastated.  As anyone should be.  And she’s got the money, so she did her research and figured it out. Clone the dead dog!  Spectacular Babs did it twice.  Introducing Miss Violet and Miss Scarlet.  Babs explained that they “have different personalities” and that she is “waiting for them to get older” so that she can see if their eyes are like Samantha’s.

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CLONED DOG MAKES IT POSSIBLE TO SNUGGLE WITH THE IDEA OF REAL NOW DEAD FAVE DOG

You can clone your dog too.  You just need to decide on whether or not you want to donate money to an impoverished organization that can desperately use the money or else people perish.  Or get a puppy that looks like your dead dog, so that you and your sweet dog can snuggle eternally!  I would totally choose the latter. Impoverished organizations are so yesterday.  And there are plenty of other rich people who can help them.  Get the cloned puppy people, just like Babs.

YOU CAN DO IT TOO, JUST GO TO TEXAS

Sooam Biotech and ViaGen Pets does it, and the price differs from $50,000 and $100,000.  They are based in Texas.  Also, it’s the State that coincidentally likes their guns. So, you can clone your pups too. Some questions to consider, is a cloned dog…safe?  Apparently, it depends on what you mean by safe. Hopefully the cloned puppies don’t end up eating our lovely Babs.  But at least she can access a gun if she wants to. Just in case.  Wonder if she plans on cloning her fave husband?  Wouldn’t that be spectacular?

 

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