Woman Marries Soulmate Pirate Ghost, Claims Better Sex

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Woman Marries Soulmate Pirate Ghost, Claims Better Sex

 BETTER SEX WITH SPIRIT THAN HER EX HUSBAND

Amanda Teague of Northern Ireland married her soulmate who happens to be a ghost pirate.  And she is a much happier person than most of us. Ideally, everyone should be with ghosts or have a spirit to have sex with, if they need it.  So she and her ghost husband are writing a book about just that, how to find a spirit to hump.  But you’ve got to get into the spirit of it all!  Or, just get into a spirit, ahem.

HER SOULMATE IS A GHOST PIRATE

Teague never imagined finding her soulmate, let alone falling in love with a ghost.  She was having the best sex of her life with this pirate and decided she wanted more of a commitment.  Luckily her pirate ghost agreed.  They decided to marry in international waters in order to ensure the legitimacy of the nuptials. She had a spiritual medium at the wedding to allow him to speak and say their vows.

SPIRIT AND WOMAN ARE COAUTHORS OF A BOOK ON SPIRIT ROMANCES

The couple is currently in the process of writing a book together. It’s about falling in love with someone in the spiritual realm. So, if you’ve had trouble finding “the one” among the living, this may be for you.  Not a lot of people know about dating in the spiritual realm.  It may be a much better option than what you have right now.  Your soulmate may be a pirate spirit ghost person.

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MEDIUMSHIP HELPED BRING THEM TOGETHER

Teague works as a Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator and knows that their pirate connection is what brought them together.  She wasn’t really into this kind of relationship at first, but once she was able to speak with him through mediumship, it made things a lot easier.  As she learned more about him, the deeper she fell in love. She was married to a real live man and had several children. But she never imagined having sex with a ghost.  But she also says it’s possible and better sex, besides.

She now signs all documents as married, and has never been questioned.  And she is very happy with her soulmate pirate ghost.  Who’s jealous?  So let’s just all hope that Caspar doesn’t do the friendly ghost thing and wreck their home.

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