REAL BIGFOOT SIGHTING MAKING LEGAL WAVES IN CALIFORNIA
Ok, disclaimer: I was more or less conscious for a portion of the 70’s. Why do I say this? Because I watched The Six Million Dollar Man as well as The Bionic Woman when I was a really young, impressionable child. It means I’ve got a soft spot for Sasquatch and want to believe! If you don’t know that word then you likely know the name Bigfoot. Sasquatch/Bigfoot was in both TV shows and was a great combination of scary monster, dependable friend. And now we have another reported sighting of Sasquatch in California! A woman named Claudia Ackley was hiking with her two daughters, ages 11 and 14, near Lake Arrowhead last March when they saw Sasquatch up close and personal. And now Ackley is suing California as a result. No, really!
SASQUATCH LIKE AN 800 POUND NEANDERTHAL
Ackley has been researching Bigfoot for the last 20 years or so. After she and her daughters saw the creature last year, Ackley now has (for her) confirmation that Bigfoot lives in the San Bernardino mountains. She and her girls were out hiking when the youngsters suddenly froze in fear. Ackley assumed at first they spotted a bear. But then she saw what looked to be an 800 pound Neanderthal 30 feet up in a tree. Can you imagine? So of course Ackley quickly removed her family to safety and immediately called authorities to let them know they had just seen Sasquatch, up close and personal. But they utterly dismissed her claim and maintain that the sighting was just of a bear.
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WOMAN SUES CALIFORNIA FOR IGNORING HER WARNING, NOT PROTECTING BIGFOOT AND PUBLIC
So last month Ackley sued California. Specifically, she sued the California Department of Fish and Wildlife and the state Natural Resources Agency. Her suit alleges that they have been derelict in their duty, both in protecting Bigfoot as well as for infringing on her constitutional rights. Can you say, awesome? Ackley’s writ opens with an invocation from President Theodore Roosevelt, who is one of America’s most prominent historical conservationists. It then continues explaining how California is hiding from the “overwhelming evidence” involving “one of the greatest discoveries of our time.”
WOMAN PLANS TO SHOW TROVE OF EVIDENCE, EXPERT TESTIMONY
Ackley also makes it clear after their scary sighting that citizens are at risk from California’s stance from a possible attack waiting to happen involving “these giant primates.” Ackley plans to include a sizable pile of evidence supporting the existence of these mythical creatures. We’ll also potentially get to hear from supporting testimony from police forensic officers, wildlife biologists and wildlife experts. Can you say, public record? This should prove to be quite the spectacle. I know I want to be convinced!
I want to believe. Don’t you? Soon, Bigfoot will get his day in court! Take notes!
