SEX ISLAND RESORT OFFERS PROSTITUTES, ORGIES, AND NO CONDOMS IN SIGHT
So clearly hands get tired, especially in a pandemic. But in most of the United States, it’s against the law to get personal help in resting your poor appendage. So to speak. In other words, prostitution is largely illegal everywhere in the US. But that is certainly not true in the state of Nevada, where anyone can pay for sex and never have the legal name, John. And for those who don’t mind paying for affection, there is an available answer, Sex Island. But most, I expect, would find it to be a little creepy. But maybe I’m a prude? Regardless, we’ve got the Coronavirus, which makes things a little dicey.
BUT DO YOU WANT TO HAVE ORGIES WITH PROSTITUTES DURING A PANDEMIC AT SEX ISLAND?
So here’s the thing. Sex Island has several features. First, your $4,500 guarantees you two different prostitutes a day. Second, you get condom-free sex. And yes, that is problematic for several reasons. STDs, for one. But how about a pandemic? Getting off might just send you off, permanently. Oh! And let’s not forget orgies, too. So we’re talking lots and LOTS of multiple contact. And as this is a 4-day deal, you would have unprotected sex with at least 8 different women. At least. And those orgies? Unlimited, of course. So that’s a whole lot of… extra social contact at Sex Island.
YOU CAN RIDE HORSES (WTH SADDLES!), RIDE IN A HELICOPTER, GET OFF, AND THEN HAVE CORONAVIRUS
So sure, everyone wants to have sex. And everyone wants to feel special. But some are willing to pay money for the privilege. Ok, fine. And Sex Island offers an “alcohol and marijuana friendly environment.” So party time, to be sure. And lots and lots of sex. Oh! There’s horse riding, too. But I don’t think that’s bareback as well. Just saying. And yes, all-inclusive means all the food and booze you could possibly want. And you get casino tours and they’ll pick you up at the airport in a helicopter. So you get all sorts of rides. So you get all sorts of bang for your buck at Sex Island, that’s for sure.
But you may need a respirator soon after. Just take that in….