ROYAL NAVY LADY OFFICER SHOTS PORN FILMS ON BASE WITH NUCLEAR SUBS, BOMBS
So, this scandal in the military takes us to England. But it’s not about the usual sort of sordid stuff, or even the death of civilians. This time, it’s porn! No, not watching porn. And no, not possession of illegal porn. Shooting porn! That’s a new one on me. Though I am a little curious about the footage. A Royal Navy officer made porn films with her partner. Yes, films. Rinse, repeat performances. The porn scandal happened at Her Majesty’s Naval Base, Clyde. It’s located at Faslane, which is on Scotland’s Gare Loch. The base stores both nuclear submarines as well as nuclear bombs.
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ROYAL NAVY LIEUTENANT TEAMED UP WITH LEADING SEAMAN PARTNER FOR MEMBER ONLY WEB SITE
So who is this Royal Navy porn officer? Navy Lieutenant Claire Jenkins. Her partner in a good time was Leading Seaman Liam Doddington. Now that’s a porn name you don’t even have to make up! I mean, really. Leading seaman? What possible innuendo could there possibly be? So most folks would say, what they hell were you guys thinking? Well, it’s all about the footage and location, location, location. The Royal Navy’s Claire Jenkins has herself her own Only Fans site. She has a side gig for money. Well, with a dose of professional exhibitionism. Sure, my job location isn’t too sexy. But even if it was, I wouldn’t shoot porn there.
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ROYAL NAVY BASE COMMANDERS IN STATE OF SHOCK OVER PORN SCANDAL, HOT BUTTON ISSUE
But here’s the thing. Let’s remember two things. Nuclear subs and nuclear bombs. So officers shooting porn on site is just possibly maybe a security risk. 2nd hand reports say that base commanders simply can’t believe this happened. Well, happened a lot. So they obviously confronted Claire Jenkins and she admitted to shooting porn films with her partner. But she claims they do it in their spare time. But she didn’t hesitate to continue to post more footage on the weekend after her jig was up.
So someone might want to tell the Royal Navy to control their semen, I mean, seamen. They’re splashing all over the news.
