SKINNY SANTA BURGLAR GETS WEDGED IN CHIMNEY
The Santa burglar is coming to town. Better hide your possessions! Because instead of bringing gifts down the chimney, he intends to go down the chimney to get into your place and steal your things. Unless, of course, a chimney wraps him up nice and tight. Just like a skinny guy in the Sacramento-area who got wedged just the other day! This Santa burglar got so stuck he needed to call 911 for help! What kind of burglar calls 911?
PROPER CHIMNEY SKILLS FAIL, SANTA BURGLAR CALLS 911
Jesse Berube, 32-years old, attempted to burglarize a business, clumsily. Luckily, Berube suffered no injuries. But now police will charge him with burglary. He slid down the chimney which trapped him completely. But he brought his cell phone with him. Se he called 911 for help. The Sacramento Fire Department responded and had to use special equipment to rescue the Santa Burglar. Police felt that this guy may have received the nickname, but does not have similar skills to the real Santa. Santa is a Christmas ninja! Chimneys never trap Santa like a rotten cork! Maybe his motivation is stronger.
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CHIMNEY TRAPS FREQUENT IN IN CALI, AND PEOPLE DIE
This isn’t the first time something like this has happened. It seems to be common in the state of California near Christmas time. This isn’t even the first Santa burglar! Several years ago, a chimney trapped one man after he climbed in. The chimney trapped him so badly that people could hear his grizzly screams echoing throughout the neighborhood. Everyone heard him suffer before the burglar died. But the new Santa Burglar called 911.
CHIMNEYS ARE DEATH TRAPS
Historically, chimneys are death traps. Chimney sweepers of the 18th and 19th Century often died sweeping chimneys. A chimney sweeper once yelled to his master, “I cannot come up, master; I must die here.” And his master was not able to rescue him, so the young boy died. You can find out more in the book “Of the Sweepers of Old, and the Climbing Boys”. Perhaps the Santa burglar should have read this book before attempting to burglarize a business. It happened in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The animation is quite accurate. Chimneys are dangerous. Chimneys are human traps! Even if you’re skinny, chimneys can trap you.
So if you can’t shimmy down the chimney, look out for the prison Grinch!
