THE APOCALYPSE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM TRACKS RICH FOLKS PRIVATE JETS
RICH FOLKS WILL KNOW THE END IS NIGH, AND ALL THOSE PRIVATE JETS WILL SCRAMBLE AT ONCE
So how does this work? Well, similar to the fiction in Fallout, the idea is that if the apocalypse is coming, rich folks are going to know before anyone else. And if you track the private jets of the .01%, if you see the majority of them scramble to remote locations where luxury bunkers are waiting, you will probably know that the end is nigh. Well, on the surface for most of us losers, that is. But even aside from the variously chewed logic from popular fiction, it seems a sure bet that this early warning system for some form of the End of Days will give us a heads up that something major is about to happen. Aside from the all you can eat buffet in Ibiza, anyway.
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WHEN ALL THE RICH FOLKS HEAD FOR THEIR LUXURY BUNKERS, DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW?
The Apocalypse Early Warning System was put together by Kyle McDonald, and includes an archive of a host of air traffic info, and even lets you filter it by private jet aircraft types. If you want notifications that it’s already too late to take your iodine pill, there’s an RSS feed as well as Telegram notifications. You can find the code on GitHub. As a nerd whose scrotum chafes on the fence between realism and amused cynicism, I’d suggest getting notifications for any rating 3 or above on the 1-5 scale. 5, of course, meaning it’s time to stowaway up some billionaire’s Learjet wheel well with a bottle of oxygen.
And a case of toilet paper, if you can swing it.


