RAPPER B.O.B HAS GOFUNDME TO PROVE EARTH IS FLAT, FANS STUPID
What the Hell is wrong with people? What the Hell is wrong with the rapper B.o.B? And why has he found more stupid people to fool? This clown has already raised around $2,000 on his GoFundMe page to prove the Earth is flat. Go back to rapping, B.o.B, and stop trying to be anything other than a rapper. Bob the Builder has a job, and he’s darn good at it.
B.O.B, HANGING WITH COLUMBUS, RENAMING INDIANS, AGAIN
The goal is to raise one million dollars for a small, economy-class satellite, “…just something for day-to-day use, nothing too flashy.” Because the world doesn’t need money anywhere else. Let’s raise money for a satellite to prove something that already has been proven. His GoFundMe campaign is called “Show BoB the Curve.” I’ll show the rapper B.o.B the curve…with a swift kick to the B.o.B. This guy even has an eighteen second video explaining why you should fund his campaign. The rapper said, “Don’t believe what I say, research what I say. I’m going up against the greatest liars in history.”
B.O.B AND GEOMETRY AREN’T FRIENDS
It’s called Google, B.o.B. Even Fox & Friends doesn’t promote this Earth-is-Flat nonsense. He strongly believes that NASA imagery is fake. He also feels deceived because he considers that, “no matter how high in elevation you are…the horizon is always eye level.” Did the rapper B.o.B hang out with Columbus? It’s called a hill, B.o.B. Find a tall one near the ocean and show yourself the curve. It’s all “around” you.
ARISTOTLE FIGURED IT OUT, AND HE WAS SQUARE
In case you didn’t know already, the world has been round for over two thousand years. The ancient Greeks figured it out. This modest guy called Aristotle figured it out. We see different sets of stars at night, depending on where you are in the world. If the world was flat we should all see the same stars in the night sky. But this is not the case. The rapper B.o.B needs to look up, and then get down.
WORLD HAS BEEN FLAT SINCE B.C.
The Greek scientist Eratosthenes, decided to go a bit further and measure the Earth’s circumference. Circumference: circle: round. The Earth is round. The Portuguese explorer, Ferdinand Magellan, also circumnavigated the Earth. That means there was no edge to fall off of. Magellan went “around” the world.
B.o.B peeps, please don’t waste your money.