QANON SHAMAN IS BACK, SAYS HE’S THE PREZ, AND IS SUING TRUMP FOR $40 TRILLION
It’s kind of amazing that we can’t seem to get away from the QAnon freaks. It’s even more amazing that Trump can’t seem to get away from them, either! But that’s what happens when too much crazy gets in bed together: they run out of room fast. But “roll over, I’m crazy” isn’t the children’s story democracy needs, is it? Yet one QAnon freak in particular is making the news. Again. As you can see from his unmistakable accoutrement, it’s “Shaman.” Not only is he back, but he’s convinced he’s the actual, real, President of the United States. And to top that off, he’s suing Trump and the federal government (such as it is, these days) for a modest $40 trillion.
NOT TO WORRY, SHAMAN ONLY WANTS $1 TRILLION OF THAT MONEY FOR HIMSELF
Yes, trillion. But don’t worry, he’s not greedy. Well, not in proportional value, anyway. Jacob Chansley, or “Shaman,” wants $38 trillion to pay off all of the US debt. He wants another trillion to help revamp America’s infrastructure. And that leaves one last trillion dollars, which is for him. Why? To make up for his “personal, emotional, mental and spiritual torture and years worth of anguish.” Well, I can kind of sympathize with that. Except for the fact that my litany of torture and anguish has come from idiots like Shaman who stormed the Capitol and voted for Donald Trump. Twice.
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SURE, SHAMAN IS NUTS, BUT HIS LIST OF DEFENDANTS IS WORTHY OF CRITICAL CONSIDERATION
But the Shaman of QAnon just might have some other issues that are concern worthy. He thinks DJs are spies (which is entirely possible, considering what’s hip to listen to these days). But he also thinks the NSA stole his own work. Work on what? A Batman movie, of course. His mind clearly gets around. Which might explain all the people named in his suit: Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the Bank of International Settlements, the state of Israel, Elon Musk’s X Corp., T-Mobile, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and Warner Bros. Studios.
Hopefully, the rest of us will, too.
